Bastanada

I need better drugs.

I can't be trusted around rum

At this point even my anxiety has anxiety

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the holodeck / dreamitorium which of course we know is a giant cube shaped black room, on ship, with yellow stripes in grid pattern throughout. A man is pictured wearing a olde English Sherlock Holmsey looking suit. (It's Moriarty, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN) He looks as serious as a heart attack while talking to someone just off camera. Closed caption reads, "Brief terrifying periods of consciousness."

If I ever disappear mysteriously, just assume I got caught in a transporter accident and there’s now an evil version of me running around. 🖖

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on a Borgs cube looking at Locutus. (psst it's Picard but he's borgified) Locutus is wearing all black and looks like a robot with a human face and he's covered in black tubes and part of his head is a metal plate also with tubes connecting it to other stuff. He's standing and looking forward and we see him from a side angle. Closed caption reads, "(grunts)"

A moment in time

i really thought my middle ages would include more jousting

hissing at my own reflection like a skesis in the dark crystal

ghostface: what's your favorite scary movie?

me: does watership down count?

ghostface:

ghostface: huh. lemme get back to you.

Don’t ever let anyone tell you you’re stupid. Show them yourself

This will always be my favorite thing ever.

When being "woke" is literally just having empathy, it's not the insult you think it is.

the tiny pocket inside the normal pocket of my jeans is where i keep important stuff.
[my emergency chicken nugget]

Hes a menice 😂

YouTube video by shivjamgg first time FPS player discovers there's no auto aim on keyboard...

Pew pewpew eh @shivjam.bsky.social ? #DoomEternal

BREAKING: Gul Dukat issues a pardon for all the Borg involved with the catastrophe at Wolf 359

For all you Trekkies out there.

The world needs more genuine heroes and fewer wannabe Lex Luthors

There's a thin line between being hopeful and being delusional. Hopeful me bought a new pack of condoms even though the old pack expired without being used. Delusional me bought a pack of 20!

YouTube video by Brough Perkins STAR TREK : Strange New Worlds | Captain Pike Inspires a Civilization.

Until our last moment, the future is what we make it.

youtu.be/nYZ4IoyztIw?...

The world would be a far better place if that bullet didn't miss.

Shit. I meant to fly the Terran Empire flag today.

Indiana Jones punching a Nazi

anyway

Above img, a side by side comparison of Hitler and Elon Musk both doing the Nazi salute with text that reads "corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture) Below image. Pam from the office with text that reads " they're the same picture"

They're the same picture

We didn't shoot nearly enough Nazis after World War II, either in the west or the east.

Star Trek Picard scene. We're in modern times and see Picard, now much older, and a young Guinan walking on a street in Los Angeles. They're both in civilian clothes and Guinan is speaking. Closed caption reads, "This century? It took off a hook and put on a suit."

Livin'the dream like I have sleep paralysis demons.