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From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Color Sundays Vol. 1: Gag Strips Mickey polishing a table with Pluto's help. Mickey: I'll shine this table so much that if a fly lands on it, he'll slip an' break his neck

Poetry Comics Month, Day 23: Infinite Senryu

A fire breathing dragon wife- that's all-

#wlw #yuri #art

goofy ass starman double jump and shorthop

I am nothing if not the biggest advocate for more yuri petplay

A screenshot of the word "pre-defined" marked with a squiggly red underline to indicate an unrecognised word, with the spellchecker popout open beside it; one of the suggested corrections is "pee-defined".

Not that kind of blog, I'm afraid.

[metroid] i had an idea for this in 2021ish but i can finally say i nailed it this time. go my gunship maid gijinka

Serina: Hey do we have any photos with us smiling? Momo: No, I have never smiled. Nor will i ever smile, my life is void of joy.

Serina: Aw... Momo: Wait No I have smiled ONCE. On my 11th Birthday.... Let me get the photo album

Momo Shows of a child hood photo of her behinds bars with worm sheep men facing the camera Serina: Litteraly what is even happening here MoMo: They came ot my birthday... I was so happy : )

Rare emo smile caught on tape
#scene #emo #art

Alex receives a message on a fuck app from DL (Eyes Looking emoji) TS, 43 which says "I sent you a pick of my cock." Then she gets a messafge that says "Tiny Cowboy for scale" WIth a picture of a small cowboy wacing hi and leaning against the messenger's penis. Alex says "Men are so gross..." We then zoom out to reveal that the tiny cowboy is standing on the table she's sitting at. She says "I don't mind you seeing other people, please just tell me first." The tiny cowboy looks remorseful.

exceedingly late for Amuro's birthday but this was still fun to make <3

A four panel comic! Sarah and Sarah's mum are chatting together in front of the stairs, a stressed Wilson the cat is looking at them. Wilson bolts past and runs up the stairs, surprising Sarah and Sarah's mum. S MUM: Oh!! SARAH: Aw, he's a bit shy! 10 minutes later Wilson emerges SARAH: Oh! Hello again! WILSON: ... Wilson body slams onto the table inbetween Sarah and their mum. SARAH: I guess he got over it! OUR SUPER ADVENTURE By Sarah Graley & Stef Purenins

Is your cat braver than ours?

Did you see that raven that could play Tic-Tac-Toe and *won?!* I would have assumed that a seagull would never be able to pull something like that. But guess what?! I’m probably right. (Typical.)

I wanna talk about the physical prop asset for a bush I made (the kind of bush with leaves, not the other kind). Unfortunately, it’s a background element that’s only in the bonus panel, so, if you’re not subscribed to my Patreon, you’re not even going to know what I’m talking about.

Panel 1 Chauncey and Melissa sit on the couch. Chauncey's going through a box labelled "letters." Melissa: What you got there, babe? Chauncey: It's a box of letters my grandma kept around. I'm trying to find a nice one to read at her funeral. Melissa: Aw. that's so sweet. Panel 2 Chauncey reads the letter. It says: Dear Odette, I cannot believe how you've betrayed my confidence. When I told you about my labial acne, that was meant to stay between us. Your gossiping has made me a local laughing stock and for that I can never forgive you. -Lisa McGee Panel 3 Melissa laughs. Melissa: Heh, oh my. Panel 4 Chauncey picks up another letter. Chauncey: Wow, well, she did say she was a bit of a rascal in her youth.

Panel 5 Chauncey reads the letter. It says: To the cheating Jezebel, I might not be able to prove it, nut I saw you seducing Judge Burkin behind the pumpkin tent. What a surprise that you also won first prize... I know the integrity of a small town's apple pie contest might not matter to a big-city floozy like you, but rest assured, God will judge you. I pray you find repentance before it is too late. Sincerely, Susan Hitch, 3rd Runner Up, Furgville Annual Apple Pie Contest '48 Panel 6 Chauncey rubs his head in distress. Chauncey: W-why would she keep something like this around? Panel 7 Chauncey reaches for another letter while Melissa stands behind him. Melissa: Keep going, there has to be something good in there.

Panel 8 Chauncey holds up the last letter. It says: Dear Mrs. LeChat, For the last time, we will not racially segregate our county's classrooms, now or ever. Not only are you ideas ugly and outdated, they are outright incompatible with modern society. Any further communication from you in regard to this matter will be thoroughly ignored. Regards, Mark O'Clery, County Superintendent P.S. I saw the letter you sent the school board calling me a "drunken bogtrotter." All I have to say is, shame on you. Panel 9 Chauncey and Melissa look horrified. Panel 10 Melissa: Are you okay? Chauncey: She... She's not who I thought she was. Panel 11 Melissa, noticing something, reaches into the box.

Panel 12 Melissa holds up a photo. She and Chauncey look at it. Chauncey's eye bulge out, looking mortified. Melissa: Whoa, Chaunce', you grandma was limber back in 1938! How'd she get her leg all the way over her head like that? Panel 13 Chauncey, wearing a black suit, gives a speech at his grandma's funeral. Chauncey: My grandma was... a lot of things to a lot of people. But I think what she'll be remembered best for is her... f-flexibility. Bother moral and... otherwise. Patreon Promo A sepia tone photo of a cat woman lifting her leg above her head, winking. Cat woman: Bonus panel at patreon.com/kewkoh You don't wanna miss it, sailor.

I'm back with a new comic!

You'd be amazed by the stuff some of these geezers keep around.

#webcomics

I can’t tell you how long I pored over the options for the last word in this comic. Oh man, I can already feel how pretentious this is all going to sound. Like, no one will say anything. But I can feel the silent eye-rolls penetrating through the screen and into my heart.

So… LEWD BONUS ON PATREON!

For the “apples” in the bucket (that’s definitely not just a red Solo cup) the guy who does Pink Taco Club suggested I use Runts candies. I loved this idea and immediately went out to Walmart’s dustiest shelf in the clearance aisle to pick up a box.

Turns out though, Runts don’t float. Booo!

Did you know the original jack-o-lanterns were turnips? I guess before vegetable-based, face-carving enthusiasts came to the U.S. of A, their best available canvas was this unwieldy root vegetable. Then people came across pumpkins and were like “oh, FUCK that!”

Alex says "it's so embarassing asking another adult to play catch with you, I have resorted to tricking men on Grindr." Her friend looks on with concern. Cut to Alex in a grassy field playinf catch with a disappinted looking man. Alex looks ecstatic. The man prepares to throw and asks Alex "Hey... Are you gonna blow me?" Alex says "soon, soon... after we do some grounder drills."

The Unagi of Kyoshi Island 3UU Legendary Creature - Serpent Flash Ward Waterbend 4. Whenever an opponent draws their second card each turn, you draw two cards. 5/5

What are we calling this one? Scary Mastermind or Consecrated Fish?

I played through the first Time Crisis via MAME with a mouse and it was fun and in some cases ABSOLUTE CINEMA.

a stylized 3d render of me playing a guitar surrounded by computer screens displaying various odd images.

making art in the time of AI

lately i've been getting more questions (and occasionally downright accusations) of using AI in art and music. rest assured i have not and will never touch that garbage. thank you

Two-Factor Authentication

with Shoto and Madison

Obviously your fictional characters can wear whatever you want, but if you're trying to make a standards-compliant Girl™ character, the one thing she absolutely cannot have is a normal size hat. It's gotta be either absurdly tiny or the biggest fucking hat you've ever seen; no half-measures allowed.

4 diamond rarity mega altaria

immersive art mega altaria

me: i am getting annoyed i cannot get good hits from the altaria packs, i’m gonna rip 10 against my better judgement

the humble 7th pack (the rest had nothing):

working at the nyt

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