Bethacita

Photo of the children’s picture book The Monster at the End of This Book, open to a page showing a crumbled brick wall, building materials, and a blue Muppet hand emerging from the rubble. Above the book is a white woman’s arm with a gray sweater sleeve rolled up to display a tattoo matching the Typewriter-font text on the page that reads “Do you know that you are very strong?

Facts. As a former school librarian and lifelong bibliophile, it is the one and only work I have found to be worthy of eternal commemoration on my body.

There’s a reason they are called “given names.” You can be grateful for the gift of the name and that you two shared it for half of your life, but even the most thoughtful gifts may not fit into our lives forever.

I aim to be this former teacher for as many of my kiddos as possible and I love that you have one, too!!

Sooo cute!! I’m a sucker for a vintage swimsuit, too, and this one looks like it was made for you! (Pro tip: I’ve gotten some adorable retro bikinis from Adore Me after I quit being mean to myself about gaining weight, and I got to try them on at home instead of in a store! 10/10 recommend!)

Happy Birthday, friend!! Wishing you a fabulous year!

Some of that fear is useful in being a loving and vigilant caregiver, but fear of things outside of your control is not. Remember to breathe and let that bit go. Sending hugs!!

You’ll definitely want to make sure you’re getting a set that fit your aesthetic and lifestyle for the long term. The warranty terms make returns & exchanges quite painful, whether they were add-ons or included in the original packaging.

Woohoo!! That means there’s still time for the titty-try-on montage! Best of luck to you today!

Can it be done as a movie montage set to “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” while you try them all on? Or will it be more like the weapon sommelier from John Wick?

You look fucking FIERCE, my friend!!

I take more based on my cycle and have done that a few times when I run out of the big ones and only have 5s left

Guide Dogs for the Blind plans to expand Oregon campus in Boring The planned facility would more than double the number of clients the nonprofit could serve in Oregon.

Guide Dogs for the Blind bills itself as the largest guide dog school in North America, having graduated more than 16,000 guide dog teams from its campuses in San Rafael, California, and Boring, Oregon, since 1942.

I know his initiation into the Fellowship began early, so have the LOTR characters been added yet?
The Gollum on the bus goes “where’s my precious?”

So cute!! And no reason is too silly to pick glasses - take it from the girl who ditched contacts when she found the perfect bedazzled jewel-toned cat-eye frames and bought four different colors!

RJ is iconic

Beth, a white woman with curly salt-and-pepper hair and green sparkly cat-eye glasses, smiles in a bathroom mirror selfie. She wears a blue knit shrug and black dress with a print of multicolored cassette tapes.

These are a few of my favorite things: me-made shrug, cassette-tape-print dress, and smiling 😁

Hooray!! Congrats on three years of better living through chemistry, my friend! Love you bunches 💐