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here to let off some sassy steam, proudly kicked off meta

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that good ol' rhymin' history

14.08.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and let's limit home ownership to one piece of property, that you actually live in, until everyone has a home

13.08.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

may every one of them get up to the podium and refuse to accept this 'honor'

13.08.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"...will defiles morality..." it's the proof reader in me ;)

12.08.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEven Shakespeare’s plays were overshadowed by the truly popular entertainment of the day: watching dogs maul chained bears. Did Shakespeare get stressed about the pointlessness of writing sonnets in an age dominated by bear baiting?”

11.08.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd love to respond with bullet points but I'm late for my testicle tanning session 😊

11.08.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it frees up the men for the white collar positions, so win/win

11.08.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok but why do you hate self-care?

11.08.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they're 'pushing the fence to find weak spots', and provoking the public. so every place that has car jacking and people with no place to go will now go under federal occupation?

11.08.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

don't see him jumping out of a truck and running after anyone, or any kind of chase scenario, he'll probably be a sublebrity recruiter

08.08.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#makeamericalawabiding

06.08.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#gotojail

06.08.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the oaks are my favorite type of tree, thank you for sharing

06.08.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that thumbnail: Cruella, Devil

06.08.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"see the violence inherent in the leftists! I'm being oppressed!"

06.08.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not a fan of the increasing amount of war and weapon references, as the RWNJ's are prone to stochastic inspiration, but as we are seeing everyday, so much unprecedenteding going on.

06.08.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

may I suggest drinking wheat grass juice and chomping down on seaweed?

06.08.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just got a little nostalgic for Capezios

05.08.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

crikey, just visiting Las Vegas exposes you to multiple life-shortening factors. sham!

05.08.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he was too keyed-up to type 'inadequate' after 'solving'

04.08.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'lethargy media' is a conspiratorial money grubbing coward

04.08.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh good lord, the Idiocracy Clock just advanced two minutes closer to midnight

04.08.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and you would be 1,200, 1,300, 1,400, 1,500% right

04.08.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

defamation deserves a response

02.08.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so much 'unprecedented'

02.08.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no crispr necessary

02.08.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

taking a job that americans didn't want is a genius move

26.07.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Listen closely as Carl Sagan explains how regular people can create change!

19.07.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 10567    πŸ” 3860    πŸ’¬ 280    πŸ“Œ 281
Micro Habits that Fuel Depression
YouTube video by Therapy in a Nutshell Micro Habits that Fuel Depression

just found this, maybe it will help, even if you don't count yourself as someone who's depressed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyC5...

19.07.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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so, had this Nope moment on vacation, and then watched Us on the flight home...

13.07.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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