hoshi - clowning 5ever

Rosy maple dragon

A photograph of a granulated starfish, with the caption 'Richard is getting huge'. Its tentacles (legs?) look very much like dicks

Meetcute. Ed and Stede are both visiting the aquarium and fall head over heels for each other while giggling like schoolboys at Richard the granulated starfish

rhys darby and taika waititi dressed in space pirate outfits amongst the rocks, yelling at someone off camera

I’m ordering season 3 from Temu

"Diagram" of a yin and yang symbol with different parts labeled "we're so back" "it's so over" "it never began, it will never end" and "it just is"

How it feels being an OFMD fan sometimes

Or what if we bought it all for a traveling fandom collection? 🤔

*perfectly rational

hey taika, wanna do something so funny?

There's an au in here...

Camp Manager - Emergency Detention Facility - ($6,360/week) Critical Response Strategies - Naples, FL $60/hour Position Overview: We are seeking organized & experienced Camp Managers for rapid deployment to oversee base camp operations at a temporary correctional or shelter-based facility in South Florida. This W2 contract role is contingent upon contract award & includes housing & meals provided on-site. The Camp Manager will ensure the safe, efficient, & orderly functioning of all support services, logistics, & camp infrastructure Key Responsibilities: • Oversee day-to-day operations of base camp, including housing, food service, sanitation, & logistics • Manage & supervise camp support personnel & contractors • Ensure compliance with safety, health, & regulatory standards • Monitor supply levels & coordinate with vendors for restocking and deliveries • Conduct inspections & resolve operational issues promptly • Coordinate closely with medical, security, & facility staff • Maintain accurate logs, shift reports, & incident documentation • Serve as point-of-contact for administrative & operational concerns • Provide leadership, stability, & professionalism in a fast-paced environment Assignment Details: W2 Temporary Assignment no benefits • Housing & meals included on base no per diem or travel reimbursement • 84 hours/week - 12-hour shifts, 7 days/week • Rotational Schedule: 2-3 weeks on /1 week off • Project Duration: Up to 12 months Qualifications: • Prior experience managing field operations, remote camps, shelters, or emergency housing (required) • Background in logistics, disaster response, or facility management preferred • Strong leadership, communication, & organizational skills • Must be able to pass a background check • Physically capable of working in demanding & remote environments • Proficient in English (spoken & written) If you're a decisive leader who thrives under pressure & takes pride in operational excellence, we encourage you to apply today

Concentration camp jobs posted on Indeed. I wonder if they’ll start advertising that the uniforms are being made by Hugo Boss:

www.indeed.com/cmp/Critical...

Ed with a grumpy sad kitty face

Gimme my show back please..... 😒

stede suffering, caption is "i was just uncomfortable in a capitalist state"

happy sunday scaries!!

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

Ed, bc Stede will say something clever and punny and Ed loves that bitchy blonde and will lose it

Proud of you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Pattie Gonia, a drag queen in a national park ranger uniform, gives a rock and roll sign from under a massive trans pride flag hung on El Capitan

Full-body shot of Pattie Gonia on the side of El Capitan, harnessed and attached to the side of the mountain for safety, poses in front of the absolutely massive trans pride flag on El Capitan

The group Trans is Natural in front of the absolutely massive trans pride flag on El Capitan

Far away shot of the absolutely massive trans pride flag on El Capitan. If you look closely you can see the very small dots of people also in the photo for scale.

Pattie Gonia, the park ranger drag queen, and a group called Trans is Natural climbed El Capitan in Yosemite to hang an absolutely massive trans pride flag and it's really fucking cool www.instagram.com/p/DJ7O6RFyoe...

The only J.K. we recognize in this house is Simmons.

Hey pirates, life got away from me, so this is last minute, but I have ONE (1) extra ticket to Vico’s solo show TONIGHT 6/24 at 8pm. Selling at cost, $23 (ticket plus the fee). Would need to meet me at the theater at 7:30pm bc I can’t virtually transfer the extra ticket. #ofmd

Now I want to see like, a meta series where a bunch of nerds (theatre nerds, scifi nerds, tabletop nerds) have to put together a coherent show based on whatever they happen to have access to

Claire Willett @clairewillett I have a soft spot for any episode that feels like Gene Roddenberry's cousin just closed a community theater production of "Antony & Cleopatra" and called him up like "I'm downstairs right now with five boxes of costumes in the trunk of my car can you take them off my hands" 2:53 PM • 2/3/23 • 1,790 Views

C'mon now!

Ed Teach as Jeff the Accountant ready to leave the fancy party in OFMD s1 ep 5. there is a speech bubble next to him that says "i am prepared to leave the area and wish to return home"

obligatory

Link https://www.techspot.com/news/107684-you-wouldnt-steal-car-anti-piracy-ads-may.html Screenshot from Techspot article: "You wouldn't steal a car" anti-piracy ads may have used a stolen font The anti-piracy campaign that failed its own background check By Rob Thubron

Oh my god

Sketches based on the cut content where they dressed up stede ❤️

I could use some time off work. Come at me, netizen.

after any minor inconvenience

TIL Pascal is related to President Allende, who died with a gun in his hands defending democracy. Pascal's parents were declared enemies of the state by Pinochet, and hid out then fled Chile for political asylum when he was nine months old.

If Pedro Pascal says boycott, you fuken boycott.

It's "lazy" to blame Ganondorf for the plights of Hyrule, even though he has kidnapped Zelda and plunged the world into darkness. Link should instead work with him to find a compromise.

Pedro Pascal Blasts J.K. Rowling as a 'Heinous Loser' for Her Anti-Trans Views, Backs Harry Potter Boycott

he’s right and he’s right to say it