lou 🍉🐌🍃🪩

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Idk if I can deal with the next four years of my stomach in knots, fam

Can we take another whack at a US version of Taskmaster, but this time have it be Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter? @taskmaster.tv

Ok but how is @booker.senate.gov such a vastly better orator after standing and talking for 23 hours than I am on full sleep?

SHE FUCKING DID THAT

I get so emotional about how much cows appreciate music 😭😭

Every meal, without fail, Goose will start pity meowing at us because we won't let him eat Onion's food too. Pictured: the glutton himself

Arsenic and Old Lace

The worst: having motivation to be productive, but your body says no 🫠

YES I am so pumped for that update!!

I am so prepared to be completely wrong

Terrifying

WHAT?! been avoiding getting any new games but this may have just sold me to get this one

Can't hug every cat but it's can't listen to all the music

+1 for air force one! I am so bad at jumping puzzles so usually crying during leap of faith

I am convinced male au ra players do so because they want that snatched waist

Omg yes there is not enough storage when it comes to housing it's always such a juggling game when I want to change designs Dx

I'm so glad for recordings because I had such a "did I just imagine that or did that really happen???" moment

Omg yes it just stains EVERYTHING! My tub is still a bit blue from the last time I dyed blue :x

similar in vibes to playing pvp while listening to the sparkliest kpop

I haven't seen anyone post pictures of their human children on here, and I think that's beautiful.

may your weekend be full of naps

Why are they imprisoned?

It feels like when you get your first adult place and can decorate however you want

Clue!

Precious

Anyone else's cat just a reincarnated herding dog? Goose loves to herd us around by nipping our ankles. It's cute but bro has some sharp choppers 💀

It's always awkward then when they introduce you to an NPC and you and the NPC just gotta pretend like you don't know one another

Very fair!