monkeydra

This is so real lmaoooo
"She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂

It feels very silly that I spend so much effort to be a person who is interesting, kind, considerate, funny, thoughtful, informed, curious, smart and good looking but men won't go to therapy, the gym, or ask what books I'm reading.

I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore

Well... PSA to all the fantasy artists out there, don't work for ImagineFX anymore. They've signed a deal to let OpenAI train on their content.

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

Instead of “teaching” me how to engage constructively with people I disagree with (or flat out dislike) and pushing me to consume media I don’t enjoy, howabout a whole lot of people learn to take “no” for a fucking answer.

End of thread.

The argument that we owe people we dislike unfettered access to our bodies, social lives, and free time as an exercise in “fairness” or as exposure training for all the jerks we don’t get to choose is bullshit. Always was, always will be.

People like this rarely use “fairness” arguments or take meaningful action to expand everyone’s rights or access to power in political or economic spheres. They only do it when they feel entitled to something you don’t owe them, like your body or inclusion in your private social life.

And I’ll tell you something else for free: Nerds can be very good at spotting unfairness and that’s a good thing on the whole. But there is a certain kind of nerd who weaponizes the language of injustice *only* when it comes to matters of personal pleasure and preferences.

I get a lot of weird, hostile emails related to the blog but never so virulent as when I suggest ejecting sex pests and joy-killing, hostile assholes from the optional fun things you do with people you like in your free time.

Self-care week.

do you still love me even if im an artist who does not draw

I would like to speak up today for the trans community.

You see, I know a bit of what it’s like to be politically scapegoated. When Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941, suddenly anyone in America who had any amount of Japanese ancestry became suspect. Politicians preyed upon ignorance and fear. /1

10 shows to get to know me

1. Golden Girls
2. The Nanny
3. Leverage
4. Vicar of Dibley
5. KinnPorsche
6. The Untamed
7. Word of Honor
8. Xena
9. Star Trek
10. What's New Scooby Doo

that's just your stylish anime style accessorizing

obviously it didn't. i mean, can we prove it happened?

please know that genuinely does work

i don't even have playlists. i just throw all my songs on shuffle and what happens happens

Reposting this-- Bluesky hides NSFW posts from you by default so you'll miss my work if you don't turn it on:

SETTINGS > MODERATION> Set toggle to Enabled

✨ Also be sure to turn on "sexually suggestive (cartoon)" setting:

SETTINGS > MODERATION > Bluesky Moderation Service > Set to "off"

The paperclip assistant from Microsoft Word is asking "Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?"

Video games need a "We noticed you stopped playing this game six months ago but have picked it up again today. Here's a quick tutorial of all the basic controls you forgot and need to know in order to keep playing the game from this current point" feature

Folks, friends, peoples of the skeets:

You can say "Patreon" in your posts here.

And "OnlyFans." And "YouTube." And "TikTok."

You don't have to put links in replies, either.

There is no algorithm depressing your posts here. We're safe. Be free and get that money.

i've narrowed it down to three (agonizing) possibilities

time for my usual struggle, which fave is my icon 😭