Falon: I said I was a good person, I never said I was a nice one

Ren: I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude 😌

Lucanis: rook! That was just on the floor!
Ren: five second rule

Davrin: can’t have a five second rule if you have a three second griffon
Assan: -happy squawk-

Solas: do you hate me?
Rook: no, but if you were on fire and I had water I’d drink it

Eamon: -opens his mouth-
Falon: what did I tell you about speaking to me directly

Some noble: excuse me-
Falon: I don’t have any spare change

Ren: I’ll fuck your dad and give him a son he can actually be proud of

Teagan probably: it’s been a while since we talked
Falon: let’s keep it that way

Ren: someone asked me if my only personality trait is being a grey warden and I said of course not
Ren: I’m also a bitch ❤️

Falon: I don’t give a fuck who talk behind my back cause a bitch knew better than to let me hear it

Realized that my HOF and my Rook are bad for each other cause they absolutely make each other worse 😂

I’m in too deep