The Cone Hater @theconehater

what about the collapse of your bowel movements from shitting too hard out your doo doo ass

04.11.2025 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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04.11.2025 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we shouldn't ziptie people because of their skin color

13.06.2025 09:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh and we should make sure every person's basic needs are met that one gets people going

13.06.2025 09:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I believe we should care about people

13.06.2025 09:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i want to be added to some block lists by certain groups of individuals so I'm gonna start saying some controversial things

13.06.2025 09:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Mount Everest is pretty cool, just been killing rich assholes for their hubris for years and years.

26.05.2025 03:51 — 👍 104 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0

i ate a leaf today
those koalas are onto something ill tell you

23.05.2025 23:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

rocks

23.05.2025 03:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they are melting out there

12.05.2025 23:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bunlith celebrating pride by holding a little gay flag and a little trans flag

25.01.2025 13:13 — 👍 6974 🔁 948 💬 16 📌 4

so honored to have won the coveted anti woke game awards best racing game category. as a trans woman, its so comforting to see them prioritize diversity, equality and inclusion 😍🥳

to celebrate im going to have gay sex with my faggot transgender dog girl

25.01.2025 12:44 — 👍 12374 🔁 2484 💬 198 📌 97

you can eat friends you know

27.12.2024 10:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we should erect statues of every potential politician, let the public do what they wish, and elect based on the least amount of defacing

21.12.2024 12:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

legalize legal things

20.12.2024 17:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they should bring back video replies on youtube

18.12.2024 04:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

inside we are wizards, it's why we all have an inherent "find a cool stick" instinct

16.12.2024 05:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ah so you step into my library, my domain of knowledge, my dusty collection of hardcovers that will soon disintegrate from stillrot, and demand that I, harbinger of information, tell you where the bathroom is?

14.12.2024 10:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bring fourth thou soup of any avian, mammal, or botanical nonsense and I shall spit it out in front of your gracious presence

I do not like soup, thy I shall warn

13.12.2024 03:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hello, I am the cone hater, these are my political beliefs I stand by:

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this is the proper way to say the alphabet and I will block anyone who disagrees with me on this subject

12.12.2024 06:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lightning bolt idea: what if playstation had their own amiibos too?

first one's a relatively easy character to model but a pain in the neck to print (as you can tell by all the raft artifacts): it's vibri!

#customamiibo #3dprinting #vibribbon

01.12.2024 04:21 — 👍 142 🔁 36 💬 4 📌 0

just*

01.12.2024 06:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

its saturday dummy

30.11.2024 11:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0