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@keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social

Loves: music, random things and nonsense. Hates: music, random things and nonsense. Recovering Photographer, old hippy rebel, everything else is coincidental.

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it's sad that in Scotland we will never see these Wank Panzers so we can point and laugh and get artistically creative.

23.03.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#SundayStalking

23.03.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pointing to his latest approval rating.

23.03.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Labour plummeting to new depths in their quest to not tax billionaires.

23.03.2025 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rebel pigeon of the revolution.

23.03.2025 11:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kemi, after consulting with the mothership, can confirm that her people from the planet Zarg are not going to invade earth and instead will follow a policy of getting the humans to kill their own planet instead.

23.03.2025 11:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is the one on the left?

23.03.2025 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See also Klanborghini

23.03.2025 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I won't be travelling to the US, not worth the risk. On the plus side I might be travelling to Australia to clap sunsets on the beach in St Kilda.

23.03.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You mean the trickle down pyramid scheme is not working?

23.03.2025 10:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿง

๐Ÿคฃ

23.03.2025 09:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Having dinner last night with an entrenched Labour voter it was funny to hear how much more vitriol they had for Sarwar than any SNP voter I've heard talking about him. They really think he's an incompetent chancing liar.

23.03.2025 09:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿž

22.03.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12975    ๐Ÿ” 1587    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 133    ๐Ÿ“Œ 80

Mad that you think this is a modern concept. This has been the way since forever.

23.03.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that the only choices? I'm gonna say Crabs legs and Lobster. do them both. With mussels.

23.03.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're being very correctly political today.

I like it.

23.03.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are protecting us from slugs.

23.03.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ants are loyal. Almost like a cult who will do anything for their Queen.

23.03.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That looks like one sparkly Marguerite

23.03.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. Be more Scotland.

23.03.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idea: Can we do an "I live below an AirBnb" rating where I can give ratings for how much the guests are bing noisy dicks, because tonight it's a 1 star rating for loud shiit music and shite patter.

23.03.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's created a cult and people don't say no in a cult. Trump surrounds himself with not very nice, weak people.

22.03.2025 08:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gets a long life sentence.

22.03.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, this Ohio diner needs to be Cybertrucked.

21.03.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is ultra bootlicker patter. You sure you don't need any of our free medication? ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ

21.03.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, the one FARC didn't get. Yet.

21.03.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi Leo, Europe calling. We want to take you into this room for a quiet word...

21.03.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sakes, Scotland beat Greece away from home. How is this not trending above fucking Cypertrucks??? ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ

21.03.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How can I put this, Be a good cunt like Stuzi and not just a cunt.

21.03.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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