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@obiwanconobi.bsky.social

Software developer. Likes football, hates Burnley. www.github.com/obiwanconobi

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Went to the doctor about something and she told me it's likely caused by "lifestyle choices" πŸ˜”

08.10.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no one loves the smell of their own farts more than Jordan

08.10.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"punching a boxing bag might seem fun, but soon you'll be wanting to try it on humans"

07.10.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Play the game album by Ripe

Play the game album by Ripe

very good album

01.10.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Made some cannaoil with some avb and coconut oil and I can't decide whether the smell is lovely or disgusting

01.10.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could overlook some crimes against humanity if we could get Kerrang back tbh

30.09.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was this when Pedersen got a brace for the Rovers? Iirc we also beat you 4-3 back at Ewood, David Bentley hat-trick and Rio scored an OG

30.09.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here you go, it looks like a bog standard grinder with some stickers on it tbh www.aliexpress.com/item/1005010...

29.09.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Luigi Mangione herb grinder for legal herbs only

A Luigi Mangione herb grinder for legal herbs only

Hahahahahahaha

29.09.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think Italy and Norway might have something to say about it

25.09.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So if I start taking 4 paracetamol a day will I get super autism?

25.09.2025 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mad how if you're from Lancashire on Facebook you can't say "I think Β£10 is too much for a jacket potato" without a thousand weirdos telling you you don't have to buy it

22.09.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PAC in normal clothes with short hair?? Wtf actually shocked

20.09.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MJF has lost 3 in a row, surely that's significant? #AEWALLOUT

20.09.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

smart glasses that display things to the wearer = cool

smart glasses that record things = creepy and sad, get a fucking life

18.09.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how many punches to the face it would take to make smart glasses unfashionable

18.09.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's just a poor man's Fin Vs History

16.09.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.

11.09.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1917    πŸ” 599    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 27

Political violence is bad but me and my mates need to set fire to this hotel because it contains people I don’t know personally but don’t like the idea of. Political violence is bad but I support the right of a country to kill hundreds of thousands of civilians because I’ve deemed them terrorists

11.09.2025 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 974    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

Also the people who think we should bring AI into every job role is included in that circle as well

08.09.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The venn diagram of people who think poor people should just get a better job and the people who think we should automate train drivers jobs is a circle

08.09.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seasalt make great clothes to be fair. Though they're usually one for vinted

05.09.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's annoying to me is there seems to be no appetite to make sure every MP is following all tax rules

05.09.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Rocks off the juice? World's gone mad, Snoop will be off the weed soon.

02.09.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm watching a Jewish person try to explain the pain of growing up learning about the Holocaust only to watch a country waving a Star of David flag carry out a genocide and it's falling on the completely deaf ears of a bloodless Democratic politician citing ADL statistics and it's shocking.

28.08.2025 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 575    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 9

Just stumbled across this old post where everyone misses the joke. My favourite are the ones accusing Tom of having no media literacy

26.08.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

archive.is/Zqt6t

It was basically unprompted, he was asked what it's like to end his career without Vince being around, that didn't need a declaration of love

22.08.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're not wrong, but unprompted declaring your love for a sex trafficker isn't great. He could have just said nothing

22.08.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
John Cena voices support for disgraced former WWE chairman Vince McMahon: 'I love Vince' John Cena explained why "I love Vince" McMahon, despite sexual assault allegations, in an interview ahead of his WrestleMania 41 match vs. Cody Rhodes.

Good might be a stretch for a professional wrestler unfortunately

eu.usatoday.com/story/sports...

22.08.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's very funny how you can fund terrorism by buying Normal People

19.08.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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