Went to the doctor about something and she told me it's likely caused by "lifestyle choices" π
08.10.2025 14:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@obiwanconobi.bsky.social
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Went to the doctor about something and she told me it's likely caused by "lifestyle choices" π
08.10.2025 14:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no one loves the smell of their own farts more than Jordan
08.10.2025 06:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"punching a boxing bag might seem fun, but soon you'll be wanting to try it on humans"
07.10.2025 12:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Play the game album by Ripe
very good album
01.10.2025 13:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Made some cannaoil with some avb and coconut oil and I can't decide whether the smell is lovely or disgusting
01.10.2025 08:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I could overlook some crimes against humanity if we could get Kerrang back tbh
30.09.2025 10:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Was this when Pedersen got a brace for the Rovers? Iirc we also beat you 4-3 back at Ewood, David Bentley hat-trick and Rio scored an OG
30.09.2025 10:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Here you go, it looks like a bog standard grinder with some stickers on it tbh www.aliexpress.com/item/1005010...
29.09.2025 18:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A Luigi Mangione herb grinder for legal herbs only
Hahahahahahaha
29.09.2025 12:31 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I think Italy and Norway might have something to say about it
25.09.2025 14:45 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So if I start taking 4 paracetamol a day will I get super autism?
25.09.2025 09:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mad how if you're from Lancashire on Facebook you can't say "I think Β£10 is too much for a jacket potato" without a thousand weirdos telling you you don't have to buy it
22.09.2025 09:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PAC in normal clothes with short hair?? Wtf actually shocked
20.09.2025 21:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MJF has lost 3 in a row, surely that's significant? #AEWALLOUT
20.09.2025 20:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0smart glasses that display things to the wearer = cool
smart glasses that record things = creepy and sad, get a fucking life
I wonder how many punches to the face it would take to make smart glasses unfashionable
18.09.2025 12:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's just a poor man's Fin Vs History
16.09.2025 11:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You join us live from Danny Dyerβs birthday drinks.
11.09.2025 06:58 β π 1917 π 599 π¬ 30 π 27Political violence is bad but me and my mates need to set fire to this hotel because it contains people I donβt know personally but donβt like the idea of. Political violence is bad but I support the right of a country to kill hundreds of thousands of civilians because Iβve deemed them terrorists
11.09.2025 08:33 β π 974 π 231 π¬ 8 π 6Also the people who think we should bring AI into every job role is included in that circle as well
08.09.2025 12:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The venn diagram of people who think poor people should just get a better job and the people who think we should automate train drivers jobs is a circle
08.09.2025 12:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Seasalt make great clothes to be fair. Though they're usually one for vinted
05.09.2025 13:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What's annoying to me is there seems to be no appetite to make sure every MP is following all tax rules
05.09.2025 12:05 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Rocks off the juice? World's gone mad, Snoop will be off the weed soon.
02.09.2025 12:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm watching a Jewish person try to explain the pain of growing up learning about the Holocaust only to watch a country waving a Star of David flag carry out a genocide and it's falling on the completely deaf ears of a bloodless Democratic politician citing ADL statistics and it's shocking.
28.08.2025 07:52 β π 575 π 147 π¬ 4 π 9Just stumbled across this old post where everyone misses the joke. My favourite are the ones accusing Tom of having no media literacy
26.08.2025 11:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0archive.is/Zqt6t
It was basically unprompted, he was asked what it's like to end his career without Vince being around, that didn't need a declaration of love
You're not wrong, but unprompted declaring your love for a sex trafficker isn't great. He could have just said nothing
22.08.2025 10:21 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Good might be a stretch for a professional wrestler unfortunately
eu.usatoday.com/story/sports...
It's very funny how you can fund terrorism by buying Normal People
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