Every time I eat a piece of fruit or vegetable I’m like. Yes one step closer to preventing an early death
20.01.2026 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@jusumatsu.bsky.social
FLORIDA. 🇵🇭🇨🇦
Every time I eat a piece of fruit or vegetable I’m like. Yes one step closer to preventing an early death
20.01.2026 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
19.01.2026 05:41 — 👍 18227 🔁 8188 💬 406 📌 536MISSING SOPHIE TODAY
16.01.2026 22:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0honestly rarely do i give the UK government much praise but it’s impressive how quickly they pivoted on this, really puts canada to shame
13.01.2026 06:04 — 👍 681 🔁 137 💬 6 📌 7I also reported X in the App Store.
Here’s what I wrote about it earlier, calling for the platform to be banned over this:
A treatise on the demise of newspaper comics, with "Beetle Bailey" as Exhibit A. A new piece for "The Comics Journal."
www.tcj.com/mort-walker-...
I don’t want to go back to school :(
06.01.2026 16:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the algorithm gave me a video on how to improve my braids and then immediately get complimented by my braids by the grassroots cashier
05.01.2026 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I must add every movie trailer I see to my watchlist
04.01.2026 19:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0resolutions
01.01.2026 03:22 — 👍 1192 🔁 303 💬 11 📌 2Can’t wait to go on my Christmas walk tomorrow
25.12.2025 03:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whenever I turn social media back on I lose track of how much time has passed… back to bricking!
02.12.2025 13:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish I had time to play deltarune
16.11.2025 14:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching a dj set in a stadium is so lame TBH
16.11.2025 05:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing more annoying than a woman who says she’s into fashion but can’t even curate her own style… your hobby isn’t fashion, it’s SHEIN and Tik tok shop
16.11.2025 00:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Been really depressed today, the type of sad where people keep asking how they can help and it’s like they can’t there’s just this weight on my chest and I can’t shake it off
13.11.2025 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s eating my brain
13.11.2025 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Idk it’s endearing to see a man eat a slice of cake, so vulnerable
09.11.2025 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Im sooooo homesick in Canada
08.11.2025 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some of you don’t deserve to have bangs
05.11.2025 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A shih tzu puppy would fix me
31.10.2025 03:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chemistry rocks
29.10.2025 15:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It feels really good to work a job where I can go home feeling fulfilled most days knowing that I helped people
23.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Salted rim Diet Coke with lime
19.10.2025 13:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everything that I liked about myself is gone
18.10.2025 06:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NEED figs scrubs im so healthcare pilled
17.10.2025 10:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0decenter DJs + center the breakdancers, shufflers, jump stylers, beautiful women, freaks and geeks, and the bartender, and the visuals girls, and talk to strangers.. 1998 is outside..
17.10.2025 08:55 — 👍 65 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 1Oh look it’s fall oh look I’m depressed because it’s fall like every year
17.10.2025 01:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Had a nightmare about my test on Monday, get better material!
16.10.2025 10:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Loki IRL's Soundtrack is now ALL available below:
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