A little chaos gremlin, as a treat: Leires

Oh my gaw it looks like that coyote brought his doggggg 💜💜

I went on my ancestry records to explore the depths of the whole “picking my own new last name” thing and oh hoo boy it could not have been a more dour and depressing lineage of bad things and worse surnames

I used to know how to set up a standalone web server on a Linux box and still do linuxy things for work, hit me up if I can help with my rusty experience :3

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

Old tweet from @shelfcomedy: me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

The morning so far

a round pottery piece with pig eyes and a snout

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

Come ON IS ANYONE STILL FUCKIN CHILL

hey everybody lifelong tech expert here

> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility

that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

COW 👏 TOOLS 👏

a cartoon of a cat wearing headphones and holding a video game controller ALT: a cartoon of a cat wearing headphones and holding a video game controller

@runehallow.bsky.social @angengea.blog if FFXIV is going to continue to be ddosed into the dirt hit me up if you wanna do some housing and tranmog farming in silly ol WoW after the pre patch

Me making pterodactyl noises and ripping tape open with my house key

Activate weasel mode

Can Tristan Farnon make one last dilbert hole comic to play Scott Adams out this mortal coil? :3

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

Hurry up and get them saints finger bones before the ailment comes!!

A SKELTEON LOOKEN AT THERE PHONE TRYEN TO DECIDE THE BEST WAY TO TELL THERE BOSS "NO' BUT THERE NOT EVEN THINKEN ABOUT TELLEN EM 'YES' BECUASE WETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT DA WORKER IS PERFORMING DA LABOR AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST THEFT ,YUOU GOTTA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE POWER IS AND AT THE END OF DA DAY THEY AINT GONGA HIRE SOME ONE TO REPACE YOU SO FUCK IT ! YOUR DOING THE WORK AND THATS WHAT THEY GET , AND DA TEXT SAYS "SAY NO TO YOU'RE BOSS, NO NO SORRY PARDNER NO THANK'S SORRY CAN'T NO NOABUNGA NO, YOU WONT GET FIRED,THEIRS NO ONE TO REPLACE YOU WITH ,AND YOU WONT BE REWADED IF YOU SAY YES - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

Drawing of the artist in a sweater at a desk, scowling at an empty sketchbook page. TEXT: “Maybe the REAL problem is I don’t have the right system of little notebooks…”

2-minute comic

30 Rock "What a week" meme: "What a year, huh?" "Lemon, it's January 3rd."

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I NEED - dashare.zone ADMIN

You will be visited by three spirits The spirits:

You will be visited by three spirits

The spirits:

secret of mana super Nintendo game made in the '90s three characters with ice weapons standing and speaking to Santa in front of Rudolph. the Red-Nosed reindeer Santa is saying I turned into the frost gigas because kids just no longer believed in me. they're in a royal carpeted castle looking room.

remember to scare children into believing in santa so we won't have to fight the frost gigas again this year

if you give a mouse a cookie

The toof

Today 31 years ago the PS1 was released. In honor of Sony Playstation 1's birthday lets unironically celebrate by rewitnessing the greatest (in my opinion) bit of voice acting speech on the platform from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.

screenshot from the NES game Castlevania featuring Simon Belmont next to a plate of meat found inside of a wall

thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours