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Dad in both jokes and bod. Mahi is in the family violence sector, #itsnotok. I also occasionally write like poetry and shit. West Aucks via Kirikiriroa via Iuropi

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Assata Shakur, black Liberation activist exiled in Cuba, dies at 78 She fled to Cuba after being convicted in the killing of a police officer but denied the shooting.

Her book was such an eye opening experience for me as a kid from the other side of the world. What a life! Rest easy #Assata
www.bbc.com/news/article...

27.09.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Luxon himself handed me the Prime Minister's science prize last year. Let me say this in plain English: he's an idiot for running a govt who budgeted more for AI than for the Marsden fund. any journo reading this can quote me on it #nzpol

18.09.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 318    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
Meme with two sections. Top shows a blurred audience and a banner that reads People no longer believe working hard will lead to a better life, survey shows. Bottom shows caption the working class above two side by side cartoon panels of a male starship officer in a gold uniform. In the first he rests his face on his hand, looking unimpressed. In the second he covers his mouth as if pretending to be shocked. The joke suggests workers are not surprised by the survey.

Meme with two sections. Top shows a blurred audience and a banner that reads People no longer believe working hard will lead to a better life, survey shows. Bottom shows caption the working class above two side by side cartoon panels of a male starship officer in a gold uniform. In the first he rests his face on his hand, looking unimpressed. In the second he covers his mouth as if pretending to be shocked. The joke suggests workers are not surprised by the survey.

15.09.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

#nzpol
#freePalestine
#neolibdeeznuts
#fucktommy

14.09.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A campaign poster for Bird of the Year 2025 promoting the takahΔ“, which is pictured wearing a red and white pom-pom beanie like the one worn by Wally/Waldo and partially hidden by leaves and foliage. The subtitle reads "Aotearoa Hide and Seek Champion 50 years running".

A campaign poster for Bird of the Year 2025 promoting the takahΔ“, which is pictured wearing a red and white pom-pom beanie like the one worn by Wally/Waldo and partially hidden by leaves and foliage. The subtitle reads "Aotearoa Hide and Seek Champion 50 years running".

After learning that these guys have NEVER won before I have done a thing. #boty

14.09.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

What fucks me off the most about the Tom Phillips situation is that there are men out there who think its their god-given right to have everything go their way & when it doesn’t, they do whatever the fuck they want. This is NOT uncommon behaviour in New Zealand.

08.09.2025 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 292    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1

I never understand why no one asks why the court might want custody to go to mum/someone else? Maybe cos her care would be safer than Outward Bound from Temu. But nah it's all his wishes never the kids welfare

08.09.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Monthly trends in emergency housing applications in New Zealand from early 2021 to early 2025

The "Total" line, representing overall emergency housing applications, shows a significant decline over the period, particularly from late 2023 onwards


The number of "Grants" and "Declines" for emergency housing applications remained consistently low and relatively stable throughout the period shown

Monthly trends in emergency housing applications in New Zealand from early 2021 to early 2025 The "Total" line, representing overall emergency housing applications, shows a significant decline over the period, particularly from late 2023 onwards The number of "Grants" and "Declines" for emergency housing applications remained consistently low and relatively stable throughout the period shown

How to Deny Entitlements and Make Homeless People #NZPol

01.09.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

While current nurses are drowning in work

01.09.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's crazy at #Auckland hospital. I know so many stafff that forgo bathroom and meal breaks to help patients. There's a blackout on training at the moment meaning staff aren't able to get to education days easily. It's all bad and needs structural change rather than relying on superhero efforts

01.09.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Four phones, three weeks: Everything we saw on teen TikTok We set up four brand-new social media accounts with teenage personas. Then we scrolled.

Really good read from #rnz on tik tok and algorithms. Both reassuring when we're fed those alarmist narratives and still scary. www.rnz.co.nz/programmes/i...

31.08.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Sunday Poem, by Hayden Pyke Lines on a flat tyre and a general sense of things falling

The wonderful crowd at Newsroom put one of my #poems up in their Reading room section plus a pic of my very handsome dog (disclaimer I am also in the photo)

newsroom.co.nz/2025/08/31/t...

31.08.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.

28.08.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10122    πŸ” 3015    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 75
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We can't wait to share takahΔ“ 114 tomorrow!

Including book reviews of these incredible titles 🀩

29.08.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A black and white drawing of three dachshunds arranged vertically, each holding a different optical illusion object in its mouth, and the dogs themselves drawn as if a single line optical illusion. The top dog holds a Penrose triangle, the middle dog holds a Necker cube, and the bottom dog holds a Penrose trident. The dogs’ bodies are elongated in an exaggerated cartoon style. The artwork is signed β€œ@IndieTheIntrovert” in the bottom right corner.

A black and white drawing of three dachshunds arranged vertically, each holding a different optical illusion object in its mouth, and the dogs themselves drawn as if a single line optical illusion. The top dog holds a Penrose triangle, the middle dog holds a Necker cube, and the bottom dog holds a Penrose trident. The dogs’ bodies are elongated in an exaggerated cartoon style. The artwork is signed β€œ@IndieTheIntrovert” in the bottom right corner.

Everyone stop, this is important

07.07.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4190    πŸ” 1357    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 66

I like when an article or whatever quotes something with a typo and they put the little [sic] next to it. Like oooo sassy

24.08.2025 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A meme with an image of ice agents standing nearish but not accosting a person covered completely in book pages leaning against a brick wall. The caption reads, breaking news. Clever migrant wears the Epstein files to hide from Trump administration.

A meme with an image of ice agents standing nearish but not accosting a person covered completely in book pages leaning against a brick wall. The caption reads, breaking news. Clever migrant wears the Epstein files to hide from Trump administration.

13.08.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In today’s NZ Herald #nzpol

13.08.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6

Total white supremacy. No one is looking at Luxembourg where most kids are learning atleast two languages at primary and going oh those poor confused Luxembourg kids. #Erica'sracism is so pathetic #nzpol

13.08.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We can't stop our reliance on fossil fuels or properly tax industry so we better make asthmatics feel guilty for taking MEDICINE.

13.08.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Why drilling for fossil fuels is not expected to fix our energy crisis The government is touting oil and gas exploration as the answer. But there are grave doubts it will work.

NZ’s gas supply is collapsing β€” and the govt’s big fix? More drilling. But experts (including Shane Jones’ advisors) say it likely won’t work, and there’s no backup plan if it fails.

My story here

www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

03.08.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 8

Please don't look at our failing hospitals, people going hungry or that we're gagging for a another round of drill for my oil and gas, we made NCEA achievements, letters! #nzpol

04.08.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of an online poll at Stuff.co.nz, asking β€œIs scrapping NCEA is a good move?” 

Love that extraneous copula; perfectly fine in e.g. Gaelic or French, but presumably a fail for literacy standards in English…

(Checking and rechecking my alt text for any inadvertent typos…)

Screenshot of an online poll at Stuff.co.nz, asking β€œIs scrapping NCEA is a good move?” Love that extraneous copula; perfectly fine in e.g. Gaelic or French, but presumably a fail for literacy standards in English… (Checking and rechecking my alt text for any inadvertent typos…)

β€œIs our children is learning?” [sic]πŸ€”

04.08.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3
"NZ First seeks to legislate 'New Zealand' as country's official name"

"NZ First seeks to legislate 'New Zealand' as country's official name"

A block of butter is $10

31.07.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

I think you're being too polite

31.07.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With Resources Minister Shane Jones away, that leaves Energy Minister Simon Watts (also Climate Change Minister) the minister in charge of passing the law that will restart offshore oil and gas exploration.

Does this make him the only Climate Minister in the world to spearhead new fossil fuels?

31.07.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Kiwis: Food costs!
Coalition of Chaos: Te reo road signs

K: Our health system!
CC: Shoplifters

K: Power prices!
CC: Employees earning over $200k

K: Climate crisis!
CC: Passport design

K: Unemployment!
CC: Voting reform

K: Homelessness!
CC: Scaffolding

K: Te Tiriti!
CC: Trans people in sports

30.07.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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#nzpol Nurses and health care workers are out campaigning today for safe staffing, decent contracts, and a properly funded public health system. They support you when you and your family need help the most. Support them today.

29.07.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Govt rolls back clean-up liabilities for offshore drillers Five years after the taxpayers got left with a $300m clean-up bill for an oil field, Shane Jones is weakening the rules put in place to prevent a repeat.

Unbelievable.

The New Zealand government is rolling back clean-up liabilities for offshore oil drillers
newsroom.co.nz/2025/07/30/g...

#nzpol

30.07.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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