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george "w bush" is a drag name

i've never sent a tweet in my life

i love a shit post . i think everyone needs to collectively post worse things. please .

no babe its ok you were great....its just that i thought it was going to taste like pepsi cola

bush latte? what is that like , **** *** ?

she told me she could go to Africa

incredulously, i asked her, "Kenya?"

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Aer Lingus. <reassuringly> we can take ur ass to Africa

i just "rizzed" in my Pants

she let me hit bc i slid into her dms with the ol 🥺👉👈

gave the chicken man some blow in philly last night. gave some to his hoes too..

if i was caesar i'd be mad asl at brute like et tu bruh ??

even my haters agree i fall in love more averagely than the esoteric bear 😤

what we need is a WOmanic pixie dream WOMAN

美丽的你一个人撑起了半边天吗?

missionary in a foreign field tonite queen

first date idea: we descend into cliché

i wouldn't even know how "to go to the gym". i'm literally just a girl 🥺👉👈

they disrespect my idea for the " self quirking white boy " and for this there must be a price

<putting lipstick on a pig> she's so beautiful.....and yet so misunderstood

screencap from Killers of the Flower Moon where Leo's character is saying "So that's it huh? We're some kind of Killers of the Flower Moon"

Scorcese has done it again

neurodivussy

"desire" would be a beautiful name for a baby streetcar

they gave the chicken man a blow job in philly last night. they played with his ballz too.