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seeing news about a "memory shortage." it's not a shortage. billionaires who hate you hoarded it all so they could make everything worse and stupider and more expensive, just like with most shortages

An animal of ambiguous mammal species stands on four legs. It has pink fur. It has dark ears with tufts at the end. It has a spiked collar. It has shrapnel coming out of its tail. It has its mouth open to smile. Text at the top: STAY ALIVE OK? Text at the bottom: WORLD IS NOT OVER.

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

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Happy Valentine‘s day💝(late,part2)
Day6:Valentines Kiss💕😘💖

Of course I didn't make it in time... Currently 15th February💥Gah😭

Happy Valentine's Day!

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a stat i always cite is the number of anti-trans articles in the press went from 60 in a year, to 7,500

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-SLUGGO WAKES UP AND NOTICES IT’S FRIDAY 13th ON THE CALENDAR SLUGGO: OH, ОН - - FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH--- P2- SLUGGO: I'M GONNA STAY IN BED ALL DAY SO NOTHING CAN HAPPEN TO ME P3- SLUGGO IS FEELING RELAXED AND SAFE IN THE BED, HE HAS HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS HEAD AND LOOK OF CONTENTMENT ON HIS FACE P4- SUDDENLY THERES A TREMENDOUS CRASH! THE CEILING PLASTER OVER HIS BED FELL ON TOP OF HIM

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 13,1952

WAIT the pokemon commercial was good. pokemon won the superbowl

in conclusion the advertisements were bad in an unfunny way but bad bunny made it all worth it. yes i could have only watched the halftime show… but then i would not know, for example, that there were two butt-focused commercials

shes literally just a tool to them. they are incapable of appreciating anything she has ever created because they hate Black art

this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow

every woman in bad bunny’s halftime show is casually the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen

i hope a bunch of old crackers are taking their last breaths to this halftime show

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

Ricky Martin, Bad Bunny and Lady Gaga.

meal diamond made me almost chuckle, i smiled a little, but the rest of the commercial was so lame i promptly srs’d. the problem with modern commercials is that they dont know when to stop

classic tweet @futurevictim_ the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

says a lot about him that the idea of a usamerican learning a second language or, god forbid, growing to adulthood knowing two or more languages is unfathomable to him

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante

“We’re the most powerful country in the world and we have the most obese, fudgy people.”

The fatness claim is incorrect. The national rankings differ, but the US is usually in the teens. We’re on the high end, but we’re not the fattest nation on earth.

I’ll take fudgiest, though

One of the most striking snd powerful parts of the halftime show

using jurassic park to advertise fucking comcast internet is so stupid i just. i cant do it anymore

charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show

when i was a kid i used to watch expectantly for the clydesdale commercial because i loved horses and especially draft horses. that one didnt hit right but its probably because im not 10 anymore

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool