Sheriff Gooper

The Curious Case of Benjamin Bustin'

Insecure cock that takes it personally when you tease it

a laugh’s the wisest, easiest answer to all that’s queer

all at once the exhausted harpooneer hears the exciting cry—“Stand up, and give it to him!”

Giles Corey from the Crucible if he was a stoner: More weed!

J.J. McCarthy remains undefeated in games played inside the state of Michigan

Jared Goff vs. blitz today: 2-of-6 for 14 yards, two sacks

How listening to Skrillex feels in 2025

I'm out
Nothing here to care about

Christian Darrisaw is back at practice for the #Vikings today. Still no Josh Oliver, Jeff Okudah or C.J. Ham.

Justin Jefferson briefly donned a werewolf mask and tried to sneak up on Kevin O’Connell, who seemed more amused than frightened by the stunt.

Almost forgetting for the moment all thoughts of Moby Dick, we now gazed at the most wondrous phenomenon which the secret seas have hitherto revealed to mankind.

i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong

Can't stop thinking about "this jit cracks birds"

The more so, I say, because truly to enjoy bodily warmth, some small part of you must be cold

My mom sent me this during a football game and fittingly I think it'd also make a good start to my autobiography.

how then can this one small heart beat

Gotta see what you have in the promising young rookie (Brosmer)

whenever you tune into an nfl game you might see a crowd, but the nfl sees dollar signs. each one of those fans had to fork over a bundle for tickets. add it all up and that’s a hefty payday

methinks it rings most vast, but hollow

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 10

You met me at a very chopped time in my life.

Ginger!—what the devil is ginger? Sea-coal? firewood?—lucifer matches?—tinder?—gunpowder?—what the devil is ginger, I say

i don't have any nazi tattoos

burger, save me burger
*next day*
burger, save me burger
*next day*
burger, save me burger
*next day*
burger, save me burger
*next day*
burger, save me burger
*next day*
burger, save me burger
*next day*
burger, save me burger
*next day*
burger, save me burger
*next day*

Wentz has been horrible on every deep attempt

Spider 2/3 is considered a protection with "safe" concepts for QBs, too. Relatively simple reads all in the QB's vision.

Greg Olsen was right to admonish Wentz's decision-making there when he got the intentional grounding.