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asking dominos to sprinkle xanax on my pizza so i can pay with my hsa card

🐰Reborn In Blood🐰

✨Pairing: WangXian
✨Canon Divergent
✨57K Complete!!
✨Rating E

The Mo manor arc gets fucked up when Mo Xuanyu and the Lan juniors get abducted and it causes Wei Wuxian's return to go VERY differently

archiveofourown.org/works/657583...

When your copier is running out of toner

i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation

what if most of wangxian's kids turn out like wwx personality wise, mischievous little gremlins always playing around with lwj.

lwj lying defeated on the ground as all their mischievous little gremlins sit on his back and declare "We have defeated the dragon! Hahaha"

I Keep What I Can of You
by @aplethoras.bsky.social

Wangixan broke my heart, then put it back together again

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/70076366

Happy #ficRecFriday!

#wangxian #ficRec

good context, 10/10

The moment they get outside, Lan Xichen focuses his disgruntlement on Lan Wangji. “Didi, don't get huffy with me. I'm not the one who tried to parallel park in front of a fire station and ended up crashing into their firetruck and two trash cans. You know you can't parallel park to save yourself.” Oh, so they were playing that game, huh? Lan Wangji narrows his eyes at his brother. “Says the man who tried to flutter his eyelashes at the police chief’s son to try and get out of his eleventh parking fine of the month. Who also put so many Boomer Mom inspirational signs in his car that there was no hope of seeing any other car on the road -” Lan Xichen squawks in indignation. “Don't you dare bring my -”

What's this? Another wip for #MDZS #wipwed?

Thanks to my cowriters big brains @lemonlush.bsky.social and @pombaere.bsky.social, the Lan brothers are GOIN THROUGH it

WangXian Mood Ring (mood bracelet?) AU where all cultivators traditionally wear gems that change color in response to surges of the cultivator's qi. The gems help them channel their power but they're also known to react to strong emotions.

The day LWJ meets WWX his bracelet

ok so who wants to buy my entire mxtx collection at a very discounted price so i can justify purchasing the hardcovers

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LQR, recently retired and living alone in the big family manor after LWJ and LXC have moved to the opposite end of the country, decides to fill his suddenly copious free time by joining a painting class.

found this out this morning and it ruined my day

recession indicator: you now have to pay to do the mini crossword in the new york times app

"You push me in circles, to the edge of the earth."
(Edge of the Earth, Beaches)

It's just a little G rated #wangxian fluff, a very short modern au thread. Happy Tuesday! 😉

#mdzs #threadfics #modaozushi #cql

reposting graphic with alt text

If it's not embarrassing and public, it's not wangxian.

WangXian illustration poster

WangXian illustration poster

NEW gorgeous #WangXian #officialart! 😍💙❤️

#mdzs JP audio drama x MiMiFM: soundtrack CD

Pre-orders start on October 31, 2025
Release date on January 23, 2026

Three versions will be available: the standard edition, the deluxe edition with exclusive bonuses & the official Café limited edition!

#mxtx

Silly sketch
Might have messed up the proportions but I do like WWX’s face here

#wangxian #mdzs

A black and white comic page. Depicts a toddler lwj, holding his fathers hand, looking nervously up at the sky. Qhj is staring blankly ahead, his expression devastated. A teen lxc is on the other side of his father, sobbing. Narration reads: “the night mother died, fire rained from above. People said her soul was falling into abyss for disobeying the doctrine. The vacant eyes of my father, the sinner. Indeed, even a living soul could fall to the abyss. The world was warning me:”

A black and white comic page. Qhj and the two boys are looking up at the night sky, where smoking streaks of fire is crossing the darkness. A panel of young lwj’s wide eyes shows the reflection, streaks of comets in his dark eyes. The narration reads: “Be afraid, Be afraid, of this end of the world.”

“This is how the world ends” (p2/33)

🌠wangxian fan comic
🌠modern? AU
🌠cw: religious cult, child abuse, implied child abduction

Read all 🔗 #poipiku poipiku.com/3811099/1212...

Teacher LQR who is infamous for catching students passing notes in his class and reading them out loud.

He cares not how embarrassing, how personal, how diabolical the note is - if he catches you, he reads it.

With less grace than customary, lwj fumbles in his pocket.

Three things happen:

1. Lwj hands lqr a folded note.

2. A second, unfolded note falls from lwj’s pocket.

3. Wwx, who had previously been seated a few desks away, materialises and eats the folded note from lqr’s palm.

hanguang jun's wife in this

as someone who went through something like this a few years ago, i promise it will be so so so worth it

ngl after recent events of politicaI & online stupidity, i really need this kinktober to be for the freaks™. need u all to get so freaky with it, just unabashedly weird. concerning to outsiders, perhaps. i want to question things about myself, i want to feel like my ao3 bookmarks need a lock and key

Screenshot from gchat: Me: I just saw a video of a woman talking about how she just found out her husband had a secret instagram where he posted pictures of the things she crocheted and I'm trying to decide which direction to wangxian it I feel like the obvious choice is wwx with the secret instagram to brag about his talented husband but I also really like the idea of stoic, deadpan lwj making all these incredibly whimsical posts where he's like naming the little guys wwx crochets and it just genuinely doesn't occur to him to mention to anyone that he's doing this. like, it's not a secret on purpose. it just never came up.

Screenshot from gchat: Stormy: the way wwx finds out about it is they get into a fight bc wwx feels like lwj isn't supportive about his hobby and worried that he secretly hates it bc he never says anything and lwj is just like. blink blink Me: Haha omg yes During the argument WWX picks up one of his little crochet creatures and waves it at LWJ and is like “Admit it! Admit that you think this is dumb and ugly!” And LWJ is like “Why would I disrespect Cabbage like that?” And WWX has never named his little creatures, so he’s just like “…Cabbage?”

Went looking for something in my old chats with Stormy, and instead I found this top-tier wangxian shenanigan. Why haven’t I used this in a fic yet??