the mean fairy

i don’t understand how people still use facebook, it’s literally the bad place

comedy actors in dramas will never not hit

(yes this is about jim carrey in eternal sunshine of the spotless mind)

i’ll never be funny again 😞

(i forgot the hilarious thing everyone said i should bleet)

kevin ortega directing this masterpiece

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being comfortable shitting in public begins with shitting in barnes and noble cause you can’t help it

I LOVE SENDING MY BABY BOO BOO BEAR STUPID TIK TOKS AND FORCING THEM TO WATCH IT WHILE I WATCH THEIR REACTION

me fighting for my life trying to make it upstairs to my apartment in time after a double espresso

went to our local cafe and my partner didn’t even wanna sit in the sunny spot 😤

am i the only one who has never had an issue on tik tok of following/unfollowing/blocking someone when i didn’t know?

#ootd 🧚🏼‍♂️🍇☕️

why sun so pretty if not allowed to look at

dice 🤤

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me on my way to bother my dm every chance possible

thinking about unfollowing everyone i’ve ever followed on tik tok and instagram just to restart 😈

i don’t feel comfortable looking into anyone’s eyes by yours ♥️

nauseous cause i haven’t eaten
can’t eat cause im nauseous
😔

i’d like to argue that the hunger games are NOT a high school reading level

i think to truly get the full depth of them you need to have more lived experience

i’m not saying they SHOULDNT be read at that age cause they should i just think rereads at older ages are necessary for full comprehension

AND I DONT CARE IF SHES A CANNIBAL KILLER, SHES PERFECT TO ME!!

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me asking my partner for $20 for a new video game after i haven’t finished any others i’ve started

can’t believe that there are people who DONT want the music full volume screaming with the windows down sun shining cuntmobile driving bass bumping ass vibrating throat hurting speeding flying chasing dreaming yapping slaying on this perfect day by hoku club classics oh naur cleo throwback summer???

i stand on business! (and it’s just me refusing to a watch a movie that my enemy likes until like 9 years later)

guys i thought it was chat gBt this whole time, i didnt know it was chat gPt

(either way fuck ai)

D.A.R.E. kids become adults who think drugs are sexy

sorry i have more swagger jagger than you, you should get some of your own

xo

if you’re relating to the gayest song possibly ever as a “straight” woman…maybe it’s time to get a little experimental 👀

so has every autistic person ever gone as effie trinket for halloween? (myself included ofc)

sometimes my outfits only eat when i look at them from my own eyes and that’s okay too

the outfit is simply not complete until the joint is in hand

wow i just love having a period! it’s so fun to run through 3 pairs of underwear in one day!!!

made this, is this too specific to my personal childhood?? 😂🤪