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TEN MINUTES. YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO MAKE POPCORN.
09.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 180 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 1I somehow did not realize this was a book, having just watched the adaptation a few weeks ago. It was fantastic. And, if I'm being honest, I'm not sure that I have the courage to read it.
01.10.2025 14:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile title screen
A very big Onion announcement:
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
The Onion News Network truck featuring the headline ICE Opens New Supermax Prison for Most Hardened Toddlers stationed outside the ICE facility.
The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
06.09.2025 17:34 — 👍 22659 🔁 4191 💬 240 📌 173Unfortunately showing your copy to coworkers is strictly forbidden.
07.07.2025 19:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bless you
07.07.2025 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Congress, now more than ever, our nation needs your cowardice
I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...
22.06.2025 14:56 — 👍 8301 🔁 1474 💬 85 📌 68
The Onion NYT ad. The headline of the editorial says “CONGRESS, NOW MORE THAN EVER OUR NATION NEEDS YOUR COWARDICE”
EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
Still makes me laugh when I think about it.
19.05.2025 01:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
screenshot of theonion.com homepage depicting new layout and scrolling newswire function
If I told you how long I've dreamed of an animated newswire on theonion.com, you'd probably believe me but we'd both be embarrassed to have discussed it.
02.05.2025 14:17 — 👍 323 🔁 20 💬 6 📌 3
Showing friends your copy is strictly prohibited. Please direct them to membership.theonion.com.
30.04.2025 22:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes.
30.04.2025 22:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Truly horrific. I suspect we'll continue to disagree on the role satire can and ought to play in these moments.
22.04.2025 17:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is precisely the moment for this type of coverage, but I respect the fact that you don't find it funny.
22.04.2025 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0That's the gig.
22.04.2025 17:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Incredible to hear. I’ll say it’s less surprising to someone intimately aware of all the previous constraints but still very validating. Long live The Onion.
20.04.2025 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SOLD!
02.04.2025 21:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Onion subscriber newsletter was nominated for a Webby Award today. The thing you get OTHER than the paper is up for an award.
Yes, I will eat the Webby if we win. Stop asking. I like how they taste. It is not unusual. It's regular behavior.
vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...
Long live The Onion.
25.03.2025 22:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Toppin says yes!
18.03.2025 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain
Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain
28.02.2025 19:30 — 👍 14912 🔁 2918 💬 205 📌 141Nope!
12.02.2025 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot from "Letter from our correspondent" in "Papua New Guinea Courier"
The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
06.02.2025 12:31 — 👍 30175 🔁 10946 💬 1173 📌 1820
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
theonion.com/think-t...
48-Year-Old Rabbit Finally Finishes The Job
30.12.2024 21:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0America’s most influential newspapers are now not only useless but deceptive, laundering the toxicity and greed of the plutocrats who have purchased the government
Still some good arts coverage tho
