Jon Burk

What is Bryce Harper thinking? On baseball, boredom and being a kid, again, in the WBC "I still have a lot to prove to myself," said Harper, one of this generation's greats. It feels like something larger is at stake in 2026.

"About 10 days after the postseason ended, Harper went to work. He’d usually take a full month to rest.

“He got me started way earlier,” Harper said of (trainer) Wallen. “But he did a good job of keeping me going. I appreciated that" #phillies

📽️My favorite film is Local Hero and later this year, I'm thinking of doing a drive to the Scottish Highlands to visit the small town shoot locations. Anyone else ever do this?

FUGLY

I agree

2 months ago...

Fuck the puppy killer and the Botox syringe she rode in on

#EAGLES fans are everywhere. #Dodgers post-game show crowd showing some E-A-G-L-E-S luv!

I'm over the Max Kepler experiment #phillies

Underdogs climb up Top 5 in latest Power Rankings I’ve been writing these Power Rankings for a couple of years now, and I can say with considerable certainty: The Tigers have never been as high as No. 3. Until their loss on Sunday against Texas, Detr...

Will Leitch ranking the Detroit Tigers at #3 because they dominated the...wait for it... thoroughly embarrassing Colorado Rockies is....wait for it... thoroughly embarrassing.
www.mlb.com/news/power-r... #mlb #powerrankings #phillies

Done. Thank you.

Ranger Suarez is not yet ready for prime time. #phillies

You can thank me for this post. Whenever I go low, they go high! #ringthebell

a mascot for the phillies is sitting on a black pipe ALT: a mascot for the phillies is sitting on a black pipe

And just like that, we're back to the boring Phillies

I love this

Phillies win!
Mets lose!
Braves lose!

Phucken Harper

This Phillies team is dismal

Romano suuuuxxxx

Philadelphia #Phillies April 16 record

2025: 10-8
2024: 10-8
2023: 6-10
2022: 4-5
2008: 7-8

Let's all relax.

Reading the headline, I thought they were talking about the Phillies

Is there a more boring team?
#phillies

Is there a more boring team than The Phillies?! Zzzzzzzz

Dear Phillies, please bench Alec Bohm. Thank you.

The lack of consistent hitting is troublesome.

Have you seen his wife? There's more plastic in that face than in The Great Pacific Garbage Patch.

"The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little- little screws to make iPhones, that kind of thing is going to come to America....that's what's going to build our next generation of America" - Howard Lutnick-Commerce Secretary under President Trump.

Kepler sucks

Wisconsin State Supreme Court PROJECTED WINNER Susan Crawford Decision Desk HQ

We deserved some good news!

Cat