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Absolutely Hammered

@ahpod.bsky.social

the phillies.

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Jhoan Duran.

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1 like lmao.

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@benverlander.bsky.social

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@ahpod.bsky.social when someone asks, "Who among you will stand up and cyber bully Ben Verlander?"

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Well every time we trash Kepler on @ahpod.bsky.social he hits a homer so. You’re welcome.

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Absolutely Hammered: The Phillies are crushing it and frankly so are we | Hittin' Season Get more from Hittin' Season on Patreon

Max Kepler fans, don't listen to the new episode of @ahpod.bsky.social.

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06.08.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

???

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if I am Harper I am waiving my NTC.

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I read this as the white sox took a 5-2 lead. I hope this team collapses at this point.

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after the deadline: "[unknown dickhead Dave thought was a sly pickup] is the new pitcher for the Philies." - T-Mac talking about a team fighting with the Marlins for the last WC spot.

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"Seth Johnson is the new pitcher for the Phillies." - T-Mac talking about a team in contention losing to the fucking white sox 4-2.

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sell.

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re-sign him.

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I am begging.

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"go phillies."

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I’m putting a team together.

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thank you.

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who could have seen this coming.

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after some DMs he did this.

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TWO KYLE SCHWARBER BOMBS live on Yankees radio

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he has read every single one of my DMs right now and won't answer.

26.07.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah I've got that before. pfp's are small. nothing I can do about that.

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