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@ahpod.bsky.social

the phillies.

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The @ahpod.bsky.social thread is CRACKLING about our Phils!!

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I hope the person that posted this and everyone in this admin drops dead in front of their families.

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Donald Trump is a pedophile.

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Phillies fans clamoring for Pete Alonso.

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Tomorrow we're recording a new @ahpod.bsky.social!

Hmm? We're totally fine, thanks. In fact, we're totally fine enough to solve YOUR Phillies problems.

Tell us your short or long term, made-up or real issues with the Phillies. We'll have you feeling better in no time. @franzkela.bsky.social

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maybe Jennifer Holland could crack a 2x4 over my skull

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get ready, everyone.

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hey. I hate the phillies offense a lot.

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Hopper: Pop quiz hotshot, down 1 at home with a runner on second and no outs...
WHAT DO YOU DO?

Topper: You play for the tie.

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legit hate the phillies so fucking much. this core is the biggest bunch of fucking losers on the planet. every october they just shit their fucking pants. harper is washed. kyle is mentally playing somewhere else already. trea got his batting title and doesn't give a shit now. fuck off.

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I think I liked the rebuilding teams more.

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a team full of fucking losers.

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I am not having fun.

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ty for this. you nailed that alt text.

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The solider protecting the sleeping child meme, only with the meatball parm from the original skeet crudely pasted over the solider

The solider protecting the sleeping child meme, only with the meatball parm from the original skeet crudely pasted over the solider

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