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After a day or two of feeling cautious, I’m now following through with my commitment to you, Leandro

Yeah, been here before and that’s the very goal, 100k. Ass Man still in the back pocket, so we’ll see. Just a frustrating season being on the wrong side of a lot of marginal calls

138 (-4). An enjoyable week in a dreadful season

Schlotterbeck outscoring my entire team 🫠

Lol. BB is defo the one that needs the most strategising and thinking about in advance. Less so for FH and the like. The extra double has got me feeling better about a later Assman though

As an early BB douchebag, I’m glad that I don’t have the BB33 conundrum.

Ideally I want to AM 31-33, which is going to be difficult unless WC30 is an option.

Think fudging through 29 and having FH34 has tonnes more value.

The EV Gods told me to do it

44 points out of my PSG lads

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Tough call between Dembele captain and Haaland, against a depleted Madrid defence.

Likely switch to Kane on Weds if required. Serie A fantasy loyalty carries over - do your thing, Retegui.

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Back to talking to myself on X and seeing posts that concern me for where the fuck we’re heading as a species 🫠

I had him first bench at the beginning of the week. Been burned with the 8th attacker all season!

Fully expecting Jimenez to return now

A booking, a goal conceded before being subbed 2 mins later

To say I need a Rodgers return, would be to understate

Prospective Pickford owners: I hope you like bookings (4 in the last 7).

Taking good performances out of the bonus shakeup, and making bad performances that bit worse 🤡

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Will move the captaincy on from Lookman if he doesn’t start

Don’t mind if the captaincy rolls over to Mbappe tomorrow

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Wayne Hennessey reading the news: "Why is Elon Musk calling for the ball from one of the back four?"

Yes, I don’t think Salah, van Dijk and perhaps Gravenberch who is something of a unicorn, will be anywhere near it. But it won’t be a completely rotated XI is my point - therefore someone like a Gakpo I think is quite likely to play, and thus impact his minutes in the double GW.

Does Gakpo then start Bournemouth away 3 days later? Fair amount of travel.

Different manager, but Liverpool were already qualified in 2020/21, and still picked Salah, Trent, Jota etc.

One thing possibly being over-looked in the Gakpo discourse is that PSV fixture - his former club. Dutch Manager.

Whilst LFC should have qualified by that point, it’s still worth €2.1m to the club to win - and they can still only field registered players. Still be a number of 1st teamers involved

Not long shifted him on!

Someone else’s problem now 😆 I’m out and never going back!

Ha - Always my strong preference when they don’t 😆

Good riddance, Nicky Jackson. What a dreadful own you have been

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My brain:

Priced out of a (potentially silly -8) after having the audacity to enjoy Christmas, rather than monitor FPL price changes

Such value in the forward cheapies 🥰

Be good if this Cunha ban is enforced around 14:03.

Yes. And consequently brag about the low calorie count.

‘Only 72 calories’, yeah, no shit, there’s six crisps.

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Bench pain 🔜