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Stadium announcer: And now for your halftime entertainment…BEYONCE!!

Netflix:

It’s always nice to be reminded that some people really don’t play about you! And yes, fuck that man lol

My toxic trait is saying “good talk” after saying something and getting ignored

Got called a bitch at work today… work bestie immediately knocked him out. 🙂‍↕️

when someone calls their BABY ‘fine as hell,’ the law & order theme plays in my head.

No one:

Mike Tyson:

Auntie needs an alcoholic beverage.

Anyone else feel like we need the prequel to the Handmaids Tale to come out? It seems like these current times would be an appropriate precursor to Gilead.

Pretzels dipped in cinnamon applesauce!

This place feels like moving into a new home and having to use a bowl to drink your first coffee because you haven’t found the mugs yet

But you love it and the mugs are around somewhere

I love confident women they bring light to any and everybody around them

I would like to take the time to acknowledge how much I appreciate seeing ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ being used correctly. Carry on.

Turns out a chronological feed is really good

Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.

Book pages should be numbered backwards so we’re always counting down how many pages we have left

Mmm, I actually really like this.