Stadium announcer: And now for your halftime entertainmentโฆBEYONCE!!
Netflix:
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Stadium announcer: And now for your halftime entertainmentโฆBEYONCE!!
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Itโs always nice to be reminded that some people really donโt play about you! And yes, fuck that man lol
19.11.2024 02:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My toxic trait is saying โgood talkโ after saying something and getting ignored
19.11.2024 00:47 โ ๐ 237 ๐ 53 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 7Got called a bitch at work todayโฆ work bestie immediately knocked him out. ๐โโ๏ธ
19.11.2024 01:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0when someone calls their BABY โfine as hell,โ the law & order theme plays in my head.
17.11.2024 11:22 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0No one:
Mike Tyson:
Auntie needs an alcoholic beverage.
15.11.2024 20:47 โ ๐ 58 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 6Anyone else feel like we need the prequel to the Handmaids Tale to come out? It seems like these current times would be an appropriate precursor to Gilead.
15.11.2024 13:24 โ ๐ 8277 ๐ 459 ๐ฌ 424 ๐ 63Pretzels dipped in cinnamon applesauce!
16.11.2024 01:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This place feels like moving into a new home and having to use a bowl to drink your first coffee because you havenโt found the mugs yet
But you love it and the mugs are around somewhere
I love confident women they bring light to any and everybody around them
15.11.2024 21:07 โ ๐ 42 ๐ 15 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 3I would like to take the time to acknowledge how much I appreciate seeing โyourโ and โyouโreโ being used correctly. Carry on.
15.11.2024 01:47 โ ๐ 4622 ๐ 341 ๐ฌ 350 ๐ 38Turns out a chronological feed is really good
15.11.2024 00:39 โ ๐ 3608 ๐ 146 ๐ฌ 70 ๐ 6Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.
15.11.2024 01:51 โ ๐ 14514 ๐ 2434 ๐ฌ 279 ๐ 143Book pages should be numbered backwards so weโre always counting down how many pages we have left
15.11.2024 00:31 โ ๐ 12412 ๐ 817 ๐ฌ 456 ๐ 169Mmm, I actually really like this.
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