Jessica

Before I say anything, does anyone I know work for Substack?

Trying out the Github x Claude Code workflow to respond to and fix Github issues ~

EMILY SUNDBERG on X: "I’ve been having the same conversations all summer about “the state of media.” Last week, I asked a small group of media execs, legacy journalists, and my most engaged paid readers to send me their thoughts on the state of the industry. https://t.co/r7dcagMQyT" / X I’ve been having the same conversations all summer about “the state of media.” Last week, I asked a small group of media execs, legacy journalists, and my most engaged paid readers to send me their thoughts on the state of the industry. https://t.co/r7dcagMQyT

via x.com/Emily_Sundbe...

So taking a $400 dono from the artist to do a first listen review of their music live on stream while fuckin zooted isn't the final evolution?

My partner is out of state for the next few days and I'm still in an ankle brace and can't go down stairs.

This is like Rear Window but instead of peeping tom a murder mystery I'm just obsessively looking at housing studies, struggle-coding AI slop and tweeting about WNBA dildos

I never saw the end of 28 Years Later coming, I might have screamed.

Then google image searched a bunch of pics to show my boyfriend.

Asked Gemini to help with a quick react / tailwind page prototype and I kept rejecting the fonts and combos it used and asking for changes.

Then Gemini send me a download link to a 127-page e-book called "Find Out How Type Works."

Like it just called me 𝒂 𝒃𝒖𝒎 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒏𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆 in creative commons.

The best welcome to a Discord server I've ever gotten 😭

Please send me good vibes, in the last two weeks I've

- cut open my hand (and used superglue to seal the wound so i could stop the bleeding enough to find cotton wrapping and gauze)
- twisted my ankle
- got a black eye

No reply 😭

How will I ever learn the basics of software development??

ain't spent one rap dollar since this picture,

holla🙏🏼

I SNEEZED SO HARD I GOT A BLACK EYE

Something that really doesn't get talked about enough:

What are the implications for AI once vibe coders become self aware?

not sure if this counts as passing the Turing test, but vibe coding has definitely convinced a lot of morons they're engineers

Does anyone I know have a Bloomberg online subscription and could do a 'gift this article' for one article?

I won't tell anyone you subscribe to Bloomberg if you don't tell anyone what article I wanted. ❤️

Just finished Mountainhead and hated it completely. I'm a Succession superfan, so every line felt like a knockoff and/or some earnest, shallow tech-bro word salad with an echo of Succession dialogue, but with no sibling to mock it.

"Relax to" is such a troll playing slides and AI pics about this shit bill

I bought an issue of CMJ Magazine from 2006 on eBay because I couldn't find it online, and they sent me the wrong magazine

Hey you got a hookup? I ran out and I really need more (tariffs).

hate the glenn greenwald leak but i guess leaving substack's paid off

Ive never had it before and this coffee flavor bag is amazing

“FourFiveSeconds” available now.iTunes http://smarturl.it/FourFiveSeconds Google Play http://smarturl.it/GPFourFiveSeconds Amazon http://geni.us/FourFiveSeco... Rihanna, Kanye West, Paul McCartney - FourFiveSeconds

Miss the old Kanye
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt0g...

I ate / drank / bathed in half this bag already man fuck tariffs 200% markup on limoncello during summer is wild

How it started vs How it's going: 𝐼 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑝𝑝 𝑡𝑜 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑜𝑛 𝑐𝑜𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑗𝑜𝑏 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑤𝑠 edition

Making fun of 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘤 as a millennial without a maxed 401k and savings is crazy. You're gonna work as a Wal-Mart greeter until you're 90 if they don't have kids.

"don't let your girl use social media she's gonna cheat on you dog"

Working as a contractor means I absorb chaos and stress alone. Makes me miss and appreciate having solid co-workers and good office buddies.

This phrase used to puzzle me, but now waking up to it, even if it's from a temp co-worker I'll never meet IRL, is 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 feeling in the world.

My least favorite internet thing is how fast people use "you're crashing out," or "you have BPD?" or "i worry for your mental health" or "this is why this generation is cooked" or "💀" to respond to what used to be normal vulnerability online.

"They elected a new Pope in two days, surely you 🫵 can hire a junior dev in two weeks," is the kind of 😙🤌 startup founder wisdom that keeps me from leaving Twitter behind for good.

I can't believe that giant ohio baby killed my Pope.