The only thing to understand about the pronoun thing is that just because something is outside of your lived experience doesn’t mean it’s not real or the person telling you is mistaken or you are being inconvenienced
20.07.2025 04:46 — 👍 6511 🔁 1044 💬 84 📌 22
I love when the weather turns ugly because it makes the decision I already made not to leave the house for the whole day seem way more reasonable
03.12.2024 14:40 — 👍 899 🔁 89 💬 13 📌 7
A picture of a laptop with dual monitors. There is a different picture of a pug set as desktop wallpaper on all three displays. There is one lone christmas ornament attached to the top of one of the monitors. There are four “stickers” added to the picture: “‘tis the season”, “xmas vibes”, “season’s greetings”, and “hella jolly”
Time to get Festive as Fuck
29.11.2024 15:38 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i would really like to be able to turn my brain off 😮💨
26.11.2024 08:15 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Sex is ok but have you tried ⚡️naps⚡️
20.11.2024 15:25 — 👍 72 🔁 7 💬 11 📌 1
for the safety and well-being of others, I should be permitted a discretionary leave of absence from having to speak to men
20.11.2024 22:24 — 👍 134 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 0
Holy fuck why is this so hot 😮
20.11.2024 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Picture of a sleeping pug perched upon the arm of a sofa
Being cute and adorable is EXHAUSTING
17.12.2023 20:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Proud to say that as of today, my employer @polygon.com is leaving Twitter/X. There won't be a formal announcement, but we've been told privately that the company can't in good conscience continue to add legitimacy or value to the site. It's a relief, as X and its owner get loudly worse every day.
06.12.2023 18:13 — 👍 1947 🔁 313 💬 20 📌 19
Picture of a sunflower. There’s a smaller sunflower in the background, slightly out of focus.
Sunday Sunflower
15.10.2023 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
why is it called creepypasta and not fettuccine afraido
01.10.2023 18:42 — 👍 3219 🔁 820 💬 31 📌 17
I know this is not the bird site, but sometimes I get a reply so stupid that I feel like I deserve a quote dunk as a treat.
01.10.2023 19:54 — 👍 82 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 1
Yes please thanks in advance b-sky
01.10.2023 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My sexual orientation is I need kisses from everyone all the time.
01.10.2023 04:25 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
Was hit on so aggressively trying to get a donut by a man with no charisma that I considered a rizz-straining order.
30.09.2023 22:27 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1
A closeup of a sleepy pug.
A sleepy boy. Being this cute is hard work.
30.09.2023 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of a bunch of puffy, round, purple flowers. Type unknown. One yellow flower can be seen hanging out to the right.
Purple Poofs
23.09.2023 18:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of a plastic solar powered dancing sunflower sitting on a car dashboard
New happy
22.09.2023 14:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A simple reminder that there are no good transphobes, every one of them is trash.
Until they wake up and shake off the hate, I have no use for a single goddamn one of them.
19.09.2023 17:35 — 👍 2056 🔁 446 💬 35 📌 10
Reskeet the past song that was playing on your phone.
Battle Beast-“King for a Day”
19.09.2023 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you are worried about not being exposed to a variety of opinions there are entire 📚LIBRARIES📚 out there just waiting for you. A rude insult some rando tweets on a toilet is not the most likely place to find intellectual growth.
17.09.2023 16:31 — 👍 625 🔁 118 💬 12 📌 4
If yall could blow this up that'd be pretty neat since I'm at 1/10 orders for the month 🥺
Save 20% off your order at RogueEnergy.com using code: Shenanigans at checkout!!
17.09.2023 18:16 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
A soundly sleeping pug.
Resting peacefully…after a long day of massive jackassery
17.09.2023 02:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We're starting the Spoopathon early (as previously announced on stream) on September 26 bc gift subs will be 25% off for the rest of that week!
Get ready, y'all!
More goals added once (if) we hit halfway.
16.09.2023 18:32 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
A closeup of a fawn colored pug with a sunbeam shining across his face. He’s wearing a color and a bone shaped name tag that says “Yossie”.
Mornin’
16.09.2023 16:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Paradise by the Fleshboard Light
15.09.2023 21:24 — 👍 37 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1
A bearded man with glasses grins lopsidedly at the camera while holding a sleeping pug in his arms.
Hi
14.09.2023 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me on twitter vs me on bluesky
09.09.2023 17:58 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
The dumbest people I’ve ever met all love to tell you what their IQ score is.
14.09.2023 19:25 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
A lone sunflower photographed in the evening, as dusk is falling. The flower is wet with recent rains.
🌦️🌻
12.09.2023 17:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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