Fuck you fuck you fuck to every single person who doesn't fucking look before making left turns!

My dogs and I came within 2 fucking feet of being hit by a car just now. 😭😭😭

It's ALWAYS people making lefts and not yielding to us when we have the walk signal! That means we have right of way!!!!

Tell me you live in a neurodivergent household without telling me...

My fuzzband (my husband is v fuzzy) was taking a bath and I heard noises through the door so I asked if he's good.

Fuzzband: meows at me in reply

This isn't the first time and it won't be the last 😂

Sometimes when I get really stressed the everything is awesome song from Lego movie will play in my head, expect it'll 🎶 everything is awful🎶

Please give them scritches for all their hard work!

It looks like my needle topper has glasses that don't fit very well

Today I have:
- vacuumed the whole apartment
-washed, dried, and folded 3 loads of laundry
-put 1 away
-walked my dogs
-spent awhile knitting

And now I'm sitting down to eat a lunch and knit more.

These things brought to you by Adderall, Wellbutrin,+some other stuff. Meds have changed my life!

Billionaires Should Not Exist Yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure.

When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure.

Read our op-ed here ⤵️

Jfc I hate it here

Screenshot of tweet reads “Sean Gallagher @WhatAboutClass hard for me to see gender as biological if it requires a police state to enforce it”

i've finally dropped my moffman pattern tester call over on instagram 😍 this pattern is SO fun and works up pretty fast! i'm briightlyart over there too if you want to apply! #patterntest #crochet #crochetpattern #patterntester #patterntestercall #amigurumi #amigurumipattern #mothman #moth #cute

Thought I heated up the last slice of leftover pepperoni deep dish but turns out this slice is pepperoni AND sausage, and now my lunch is ruined. 🫠

Yesssss! I got one recently too! Life changing!

A spotted dog wearing a green and blue striped sweater, laying in a crate with a bed and a dog heating pad

Delilah is very much enjoying her doggy heating pad today, while it's fucking 1! Degrees in Chicago.

Also this is after having went to the dentist for the 1st time in like 5+years last year!

And then I had to go every fucking month for like 4ish months to get fillings done. (It took so long because there were several to do, and I'm a big baby and have a phobia of the dentist.)

Did a real big dumb and scheduled myself a 8 am dental cleaning for this morning.

I went though! And! This is my second cleaning in a row with NO cavities!

I have been trying to get myself to go shower so I can go to bed, but instead my brain insists that I make loud, random noises in the general direction of my husband. At least he usually responds to them with his own noises.