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he/him | PoliSci & poly | 30 | Berlin | full time 161 techno croc ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŠ #blacklivesmatter | stop AI | only 18+ please | icon by @bluescale.bsky.social | heartbroken but still going

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Latest posts by hamburgator.bsky.social on Bluesky

extremist is really the single most meaningless and at the same time most overused word of our time

18.10.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will probably like it

18.10.2025 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

donno, want me to go in and check?

18.10.2025 09:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I also point out these dipshits are so bad at this that only one used their own dot-gov web sites to set up any of these accounts?

They're all dot-bsky social.

They all look fake, verified or not.

18.10.2025 08:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 243    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

report their posts, plenty are actually breaking terms of service. But otherwise block them and do not interact. They're an actual threat

18.10.2025 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't normally like blocklists but I think it is of the utmost importance that you block all US government accounts as soon as possible.

18.10.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 370    ๐Ÿ” 207    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Seated waiting for someone to show me around the car lot when suddenly I was met with hot cheeto breath and maybe too much cologne ๐Ÿฆโ“

16.10.2025 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 397    ๐Ÿ” 81    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

someone is gonna get eaten

15.10.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hour 1
New day
the stomach asks for foodย 

#fatfoxtober #sketch

04.10.2025 07:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 181    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@ furries in IT who act like every furry is in IT: please please please โค๏ธ stop doing that, Iโ€™m begging you

15.10.2025 09:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this this this, so fucking much

14.10.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some gay orca doodles.

patreon.com/daftpatriot

13.10.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3319    ๐Ÿ” 737    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just me not knowing all slang terms and references I hear around

14.10.2025 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to attend a language course for American slangs

14.10.2025 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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love is stored in the throatpouch

15.09.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 455    ๐Ÿ” 102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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the dream

14.10.2025 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would pay to smell his breath

13.10.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I kissed a puppy tonight

13.10.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sup

08.10.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The White House:
"For years, an Antifa-led hellfire has turned Portland into a wasteland of firebombs, beatings, and brazen attacks on federal officers and property โ€” yet the Fake News remains in shameful denial about the Radical Leftโ€™s reign of terror."

The reign of terror:

08.10.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 182    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I havenโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜ญ

08.10.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had no idea there was a show

08.10.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

finally

08.10.2025 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s as if theyโ€™re trying to frame it as an already happening civil war

07.10.2025 10:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hehe

07.10.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1242    ๐Ÿ” 201    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œyouโ€™re nextโ€

05.10.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

heeeell yeah

05.10.2025 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

idk, thereโ€™s furries whoโ€™re even willing to pay money to Elon Musk to get a blue checkmark on Xitter, maybe having people pay to use it would work

04.10.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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