girl paul giamatti 🍋🦧

lmao thank you

yes for sure. my own algorithm is still pretty good as far as serving up funny/interesting things on the timeline. It's hard to start over somewhere else.

I've been noticing my tweets have been getting like, next to no interaction on the other site and it makes me sad. I used to be able to get 10-20 moots liking and commenting on basically any post and now I'm lucky to get one or two likes.

got home from class today and asked my bf if I could feel his orbital bones to see if they are consistent with males of the species Homo heidelbergensis (they were!!!!!!!)

finished and submitted my paper on capuchin monkey psychology 😇

Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky

I would have preferred game tickets but this is the funnier prize

I entered a contest in the dining hall at my school lol. My uni has a partnership with the CFL. We used to have one of the biggest football programs in the country until it was ended recently

the football I won today

oooooh 🥹

omg you actually look a lot like Aragorn

GUYS I just got to hold an acheulean hand axe that is between 1.5 million and 700,000 years old

if I won the lottery I wouldn’t say anything but there would be signs (I would purchase replicas of every hominin cranium on Bone Clones)

My school texted me and told me to come to a small office in the dining hall and presented me with a CFL football that I have apparently won in some kind of contest. Now I’m just going around to class with a football in my bag

I saw it for the first time recently too!! Fun film

Threads would be doing better as a Twitter alternative, but people prefer a site where they can post “call her Robert the way she go Downey on my Jr.” and not have it show up as a suggestion in their aunt’s Instagram feed

Idk, it took me like 8 years of dedicated posting 😭

Yeah true. Idk I just managed to work my way up to 3K which basically means that anytime you tweet, someone will answer you. It’s a nice feeling, having people who want to answer me!

I’m so skeptical because my sister sold a pair for $2K each and they took forever to sell. Decent seats too! Maybe the floor is really that much more?

lmao amazing because I woke up in Portland and am now in Olympia and I think we must still be in the same storm 😭

I feel like people who can get 2K+ followers here from their massive twitter following are going to have an easier time switching, but people with smaller followings here are going to be largely met with silence, which feels bad

I saw at least 3 woke

I loved Portland!!!!!! Already thinking ahead to when I can return and spend way more time at Powell’s 😍

I’ve had an account for over a year but the urge to leave twitter was never strong… we’ll see

went to some cool places in and around Portland today ☺️

Hahaha it’s only 150 total 😂

Hello!!!

But from here I can’t 😭

okay FINE. I may post here now more than X. In fact I may stop calling it Twitter and just call it X because it’s definitely a different place now. This brings me no satisfaction, only anger. I don’t want to learn a whole new site 😭

Yeah I’m the notifications page I have to click in, there’s no “follow back” button 😭