Hannah Pumpkins 🎃 🍂

Some of these people have now been fired and rehired TWICE since January. The current state of dysfunction is mind boggling.

Good method but I prefer to clean 1 house per year for 150k

Has lived in the US since he was NINE MONTHS OLD.

Fed clap back!!!

Doesn't make sense that they did a sequel

Just watched Rambo. Good movie

Heard an 8 year old kid sing the Bill Nye the Science Guy theme song. I think kids just always know that. A kid in the 1800’s would somehow be able to sing it.

Da Pope

This is the birthday text I received from my sister [obviously GPTd message]

this is bad for society but incredibly funny

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

get in losers we're repenting

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

She finally landed a job with a CDC contractor doing data stuff she’s trained on. Shutdown delayed her start a little. On Friday they RIFed the entire section the contractor works with, so she’s back to square one before her start date 👍

Simple messaging I recommend you share and text friends, family, and neighbors.

These are the lines Democrats need to be using.

And before you ask, I cleaned out the little trap in the dishwasher, I ran the hot water before turning it on, ran the full cycle not the eco one, etc. The detergent is the only explanation

We got store brand dish detergent and now the dishes aren't getting clean. This is counter to my deeply held belief that store brand is pretty much the same as the name brand

You should also help people who are having drug problems!!!

It's funny that I'm "only" watching two kids now. A couple months ago, that was the maximum number of kids

We decided that actually taking the 3yo and infant to the scout camp out was a bad idea for our particular family, so now it's just the three of us for the rest of the day and I need to find a way to fill the time

SCARY VOICE ON THE PHONE: Do you like scary movies???

ME, MATTER OF FACTLY: Yes.

SCARY VOICE ON THE PHONE: What's your favorite scary movie???

ME: John Carpenter's The Thing.

i’ve been trying to think of the real actual applications of generative ai in it’s current state and the two things i have so far is it makes everyone more dumb and also every more paranoid

I’m not watching the baseball but am enjoying watching everyone watching it. The baseball appears to be having some difficulties.

Is your game still going

Does it bother you that the animaniacs countries song isn't right

So this IL Hospital Association memo describes an incident where ICE detained a US citizen, gave them HEART PROBLEMS, took them to a hospital where the fought with medical personnel, then left when they realized they detained a CITIZEN.

This is AI.

Kermit the Frog sitting in his swamp and paying his banjo, singing: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

Portland right now.

I put a sleeve on inside out, realized my mistake, picked out the stitches and redid the sleeve correctly. Then I did the other sleeve inside out too. Now I'm going to bed.

I would have finished by now if I didn't put the sleeves on inside-out, twice.