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Why do all thrift stores cover you with the same dusty film? Shouldn't it vary

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The fucking protein powder has a shrink wrap arbitration agreement now? This is like a nightmare law school hypo

The downside of buying all my maps at the thrift store is that my children are never going to learn about south sudan

One of my all time faves

Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One

Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One

r/birdwatching, post by u/FabulousCommittee602: "saw one today. saw bird. outside" replies: Slight_Ad_3254: "Is there a photo?" FabulousCommittee602: "no. flew away" cbak9671: "happens"

Here's the report:
1am-fell asleep
4am-woke for bathroom, couldn't fall back to sleep
5am-snack
5:40-back to sleep
6am-Felix woke up with a bad dream
6:10-back to sleep
7:30-time to get up

Good lord

I am so angry right now I don’t know what to say. These were dropped around my neighborhood overnight.

[Showing up at thd podcast set, grabbing the mic and shoving the AI weirdo out of the way] Now that you've tried the Altman, baby, I think you're ready for the real thing

dyson sphere? no thanks i already have a vacuum i like

I guess I just don't sleep anymore

How are we not already calling him Scam Altman

From the replies (bsky.app/profile/dasb...) here's Sam Altman doing what the quoted post described. He seems serious about it.

I actually want more of this. I want ai companies to land all sorts of highly visible contracts with low stakes that they publicly flub. I want everyone to understand this shit doesn't work before it's integrated into something life threatening, like, say, hospital scheduling.

Sam Altman: I see humans achieving omnipotence using dark matter by… 2030 maybe? That’s if OpenAI is given a quadrillion dollars

Theo Von: Yeah

Altman: Or, we may become a race of slaves, genetically modified to be harvested by robot spiders. That’s if OpenAI doesn’t get the money

Von: Right

Sometimes they don't even have a wig, just a towel on their head and a bone to pick with the mrs

Distracted boyfriend meme with “there are like multiple types of military in DC” as the upset girlfriend while the boyfriend checks out “is Gavin the right 2028 candidate?”

I have never once in my life felt like drag performers were mocking or degrading women, but those guys on tiktok with the cheap wigs making skits about their wives have a much more cruel energy

I just had the thought "when I have three kids, I'll have to start being a real adult" as if having two kids was just practice lol

It's still mostly cabbage leaves and binding

Lot of museums on the Mall, they could make a day of it

we need to explain to the red pilled guys that we WANT more male cheerleaders because boys rule and girls drool

It appears that there's nothing you can do to keep your milk from coming in and I think that's bullshit. We can put a man on the moon

I maintain that free reign is fine and makes sense

this is actually me

Yes, that one is so bizarre to me!

Lmao

one guy even tried to give us a sandwich

Do the photographers at the official government headshot place not allow do-overs or