Holiday Hannah Posts ❄️🎄🎁

honestly, if i were trying to design a place for the political opposition to take a stand against trump, i couldn't have done better than abrego garcia. by trying to destroy basic constitutional protections, it was *trump* who made this a dispute over due process and the Constitution.

What's this child's easel doing there

ITS JUST A GUY IN THERE

The Atlantic embracing worker rights only when the most racist person in America has been affected is maybe the most The Atlantic has ever Atlanticed

Like in a general anthropological way? Like "the female of the species is the birthing parent"? Or like "my son invited a birthing person out on a date"?

Referring to people giving birth or to Ana over here?

She's gotta know that no one has ever called anyone who wasn't in the process of giving birth a "birthing person."

I love volunteering in the kindergarten because I get to see how weird all the kids are. Every one of them is weird

Yeah but welcome alone works fine imo

Yes, apparently everyone who's written about it online says it's a retail/hospitality thing

I googled it, and apparently I am not the first person to notice this lol

Are Your Teens Speaking German? Know the Signs

We really don't. Embarrassing tbh

Linguistic shift: younger people say "welcome in." I would never say that. It doesn't sound right. I might say "welcome! Come in" or something similar, but never just "welcome in." But people 10 years younger than me say it.

I wanna do gifts for the kids' teachers and for my longterm sub, but Starbucks and target gift cards are off the table because of the boycotts, and while I'm not strong enough to avoid Amazon myself, I don't want to encourage others to shop there. Everyone may be getting a crisp $20 bill

I will vote for whoever promises to wood panel the new ballroom to look like a Knights of Columbus hall.

I am dead serious when I say that if one of the most vulnerable people in the country can do this with the right allies, no fight in American politics is completely hopeless.

Between the inevitable backlash to trump's ostentatious gold plating and millennials' intensifying nostalgia, the next president of the united states is definitely going to redo the oval off in fake wood paneling

I like how British people call everything a scheme. Like a headline will be “London launches scheme to provide low cost baby formula to new moms” and you’ll momentarily be like what are they doing, are they smuggling dog milk in?

Time person of the year cover for 2025

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

(He's the 3yo, in case you haven't memorized all the members of my family yet)

Anyway, he says he's making pasta on Saturday

Felix announced today that he wants to make dinner two times soon. The nights he suggested were yesterday and today. It was already after dinner today when he said this. I'm interested to see how a person so clearly unable to conceptualize time is able to follow a recipe

One under-appreciated part of this: note the bit below about “and their dependents.”

Under the Trump admin’s new policy, dependent children of visa applicants are not allowed to have their social media set to private during the entire visa process. They MUST make their social media public.

cannot stress enough how the leading quality i want in 2028 dem primary fronteunnwr is “vengeful”

Y’all I’m sorry the fact that Mark Cuban’s Cost-Plus-Drugs can exist at all is proof that the system is rotten.

The entire concept makes no sense if you take the insurance company’s word for what they’re doing.

When we wash baby bottles in the dishwasher, sometimes the silicone tops still have a weird film on them at the end. I have found that coating them in a little dish soap before running the dishwasher solves this, but I feel pretty silly when I lube up all those nips

For allowance or tooth fairy?

Gang, are we doing allowances with cash nowadays? Or is there now like an ApplePay for 6yos. Does the toothfairy venmo you