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thinking about the friday the 13th tattoo i missed out on because my employer uses the stupidest payroll system ever and i didn’t get paid on payday :D

i wish i could afford an accountant

accidentally started talking to another leoHELPPPP

finally learned how to open a bottle with a lighter, i’ve never felt cooler

if my period doesn’t start today imma start biting peoples ankles

every time mercury is about to go retrograde the same fucking person starts trying to re-enter my life

bout to put an ad out in my local newspaper requesting a lavender marriage fr

need my 2019 body back so bad