chef sagittarius

Asking for MYSELF

Any good astrology for eloping in 2026??

Literally cannot wait to move back to my Venus line (in four days!!!!)

Need every witch out here to send me all the good vibes to win a literal COURT CASE (in small claims) against my evil landlord tomorrow

I feel so out of control right now everything is going so wrong and I just need ANY FUCKING WIN!!!!!!! Fuck eclipse season fuck nodes square my sun/rising fuck Saturn rx in Pisces back in my 10H

Trying to find housing while the south node transits your 4th house is DARK SIDED

Nothing says “you’ve been served” like Mercury moving into Libra huh

My dentist is my 1st house Uranus transit (she’s a Gemini)

NO SATURN YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO BACK INTO PISCES WTF

Been so focused on Uranus on my ascendant but forgot it will literally oppose my sun and square my moon before that………

Deciding I only need to flirt and crush on Aries placements because they’re the only ones who don’t run away scared

Hey so what did they put in this new moon cause vibes are so rancid

Humbling!

Told my work crush I have a crush on them. They asked why. I tell them why. They politely decline 🥲 lol

SHOUT OUT TO THESE TRANSITS RN ACTUALLY CANCER TRANSITS HAVE NEVER DONE ME WRONG ACTUALLY I LOVE YOU CANCER MOON OKAY THANK YOU MOMMY TRANSITS

Yeah I was worried about that too, but I’m in a Saturn year right now so I’m hoping that helps me have some limits with the spending!!

Can a financial astrologer tell me what to do while both Venus and Jupiter are in Cancer in my 2nd house??

Am I going to have a consistent sleep schedule while Uranus is in my 1st house? TBD!!!!!

Corporate America is doing great y’all (I work at a grocery store)

Wow I forgot how much angular Mars transits SUCK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s soooo real

Wondering why everyone is being nitpicky assholes today and I realized Mars just moved into Virgo

And I am RECEIVINGGGG

I know everywhere is a hellscape when it comes to moving rn but living in a very small and rural college mountain town means finding Normal People housing and not student/tourist housing is nearly impossible or it’s crazy expensive so I NEED THISSSS

MOON IN MY 4TH HOUSE RN AND MIGHT HAVE FOUND A NEW HOUSE TO MOVE INTO THAT IS CHEAPER AND BETTER THAN MY CURRENT HOUSE AND CLOSER TO WOOOOORK OMG PLEASE MANIFEST EVERYONE SORRY FOR YELLING!!!!!!

Honestly all of this aligns so far

Y’all wtf is gonna happen when Uranus enters my first house I cannot even process

My most annoying employee has a Pisces moon just like me 😭 and our suns are opposite and she has mars conjunct my sun. So yeah no surprise I can’t stand her annoying ass

The way Jupiter isn’t even in my 2nd house yet but I am somehow unintentionally accumulating so many bills that I genuinely won’t know how to pay once that transit hits hahahahaha

Literally you’re at your dumbest then and you should embrace it