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Chris Gale

@m0nastic.bsky.social

πŸ“DC πŸ“Έ (also infosec/privacy) https://chrisgale.photo

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I'm just impressed her studio has all three of the classics "To Kill a Mockingbird", "The Great Gatsby" and "Michelangelo".

11.08.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I got work to stop making me do "5-Why" postmortems because I always make the fifth why "Capitalism". Maybe that can help someone else.

30.07.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did I miss a @lukeoneil47.bsky.social Hellworld piece on the drama unfolding at Market Basket? I had to find out from an Instagram reel like a goddamned fool!

23.07.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that someone had to be told to put up Scott and then cross it out in the marquee.

22.07.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.

21.07.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6983    πŸ” 1405    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 19

Easiest preorder decision ever. Can't wait.

25.06.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that I found out about the verdict from Patriots media members Instagram posts.

18.06.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I noticed was was no influx of people on the metro today like there is for every other parade or event

15.06.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You could get a touch up that adds a little "I got this before Elon went crazy" message.

14.06.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, a grownup commenting about the news: "This is just like Dr. Mindbender betraying Cobra Commander in GI Joe Season 2, Episode 1 Arise, Serpentor, Arise"

06.06.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of all the insane ads you encounter on the DC metro, like for missiles and death rays and nonsense, the ICE recruitment ads that have started popping up everywhere are straight up Paul Verhoeven Starship Troopers bullshit.

30.05.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the only post in English, but all the other posts on the site are him complaining about various government offices denying his numerous suits and requests and reposting an article lamenting there is no Trump counterpart in Germany. My gut says "PSYOP" but nothing surprises me anymore.

14.05.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Status Update: to paraphrase a favorite movie, "Princeton can use a dog like Joel."

14.05.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

big "Is ya'll safe?" energy.

04.05.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seize the means of irrigation!

03.05.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two years ago it came up that I read a lot of late 18th century Russians and every six months since then he has me giving a book report about The Seagull and I wish I lied and told him I liked superhero movies.

29.04.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't count working as an usher at the South Shore Music Circus (in which case it would have been Harry Belafonte), so it was the WBCN River Rave which provided me the cover to see Fiona Apple but tell people I was going to see the Foo Fighters.

23.04.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just looked in the Libby app and I am 589th in line for the hold I placed on March 22!

22.04.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tentative strong agree (unless Matt Patricia winds up bringing back smallpox).

16.04.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My mom sending me to TJ's to buy her Marlboro Light 100's when I was like 8. She would call ahead of time to tell them but I still didn't want to do it. That and everything in our house being purchased with Marlboro Miles; inflatable rafts and the most gaudy suede coat I had to wear in Jr. High.

15.04.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That photo is giving Comey hiding amongst the curtains vibes.

13.04.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spent all this week going through a CMMC audit and I feel like I'm trying to get a dog accepted to college.

04.04.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Feels weird to point out that the Insane Clown Posse's DC March of the Juggalos in 2017 was because of this issue. Law enforcement considered ICP tattoos and even albums in home as evidence of gang membership and used it to violate probation and in custody hearings.

31.03.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. And increasingly from sitting inside a trailer in the desert.

28.03.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It especially annoys me because it's a Venn diagram subset of sales people who are persistent enough to determine my home address but not enough to discover that I don't have budgetary authority.

27.03.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vendors started sending me stuff like that to my home and it makes me furious.

27.03.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he was a participant in the Staind Glass episode which is still the hardest I've ever laughed about anything in my life.

23.03.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I shamefully cop to only discovering Espresso was a real song after hearing Lily Sullivan parody it in the CBB live shows.

20.03.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ how did I not see this before now. That was dope.

18.03.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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