Parker Go Peep

ZZ Top's "La Grange" is still such a fucking jam

To have friends of almost two decades that agree that elective hysterectomies are hot girl shit is a gift♡ #yeettheute2025

Opened a couple Sundays in May on my books 👀

The winner of Conclave will win a sickening supply of vestments hand-sewn by Rome’s most fastidious frociaggine, a mitre and crosier from
FierceDragJewels.Com, a lifetime supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, and infallible control over the Holy Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church.

I deleted my Instagram app and now i have nowhere to get Last of Us memes and pedro content.
In general the deletion is a net gain, but at what cost?

Are you participating in the 24-hour Economic Blackout
Feb 28th?

Well, are you?!

Playing phone trash to schedule my hysterectomy is a form of edging i wasn't prepared for

Fat and trans performers are worthy and beautiful and if you don't respect that, please fuck off and don't come to shows.

I wish the writers of snl could have given Paul Mescal a monologue without a fat joke in it.

Stop calling them "skinny vanilla lattes" you sound fatphobic as fuck. It's a sugar free non fat. Say the extra words and don't be a dick, i promise it won't kill you.

Starbucks lied to you about how to order.
#baristaproblems

I think it's time to watch Fleabag again

I need to take enough bong hits to be a little afraid

World aids day reminder that Paul Mescal licking cum off of Andrew Scott wasn't only hot, it was pivotal to Andrew Scott's character stepping past his innate fear of gay sex due to growing up in the AIDs crisis.

Loving Muppets Christmas Carol is green flag behavior.
#moviebluesky

Sign up here if you wanna fuck as friends:
(Also accepting true love)

My life goal includes enough income to shop at local grocery stores regularly.

Also not having to work for that income.

Hit me with a starter pack of witchy queers that want to make out and do crafts

here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief

What is this stretched ass picture Blue Sky? Why is every reflection of my face deformed right now? Excuse me while I break every mirror and lens

I think all of my problems could be solved by curling into the fetal position and taking residence in Pedro Pascal's wonderfully broad chest cavity.

And yes, this is an invitation for people to compliment/hit on me

Mercury in retrograde is a little bitch cause I know that I look cute as shit today but this damn mirror is fun housing and I only see unattractive. Thank the stars I'm old enough to know better.

I go to the gym now.
I'm a gym girl.
We're gyming.

My mouth is ready.

US right wing hypocrisy

Never read reviews about a piece of art that profoundly touched your soul.
You'll inevitably want to punch someone.

Queer in the way that I am attracted to women and weird little genderfucky goblins

I finally watched All Of Us Strangers last night and I desperately need to talk about it with someone. I might go watch it again. It's haunting my every thought.

It’s not enough to be a girls’ girl. I need to be a Goddesses’ Goddess.

I feel like an asshole but I also feel like it was a long time coming and I'm better for having cut these people out. But I think I hurt my cause by being so angry about it, and I am worried it's going to get back to my grandma. Anyway, don't be dick. Oopsies. (This story had no point) 5/5