Alex Monks 🦦

Sabrina Carpenter isn’t a taydaughter idc

That’s insane

Did you see that creepy ass video

Tank

I need that cunty cover pic

That’s worse

But thennnnn I have no choice but to say mike you deserve this. Bc that’s so embarrassing for you to agree to lose to this absolute fool

“I usually love bl-blood orange drinkths”

Annis getting me the stick season collabs vinyl cos she’s a queen

Oh hana don’t make that face

And I get it lowkey

well yes!

And if I said this literally won’t be entertaining then what. Like the whole point is how funny men look it’s just gonna be a bunch of hot women here

When he laughs at all my jokes

Omg such a grandma phrase I love

Flapping

You just said it worked as a “tweeting” alternative. that’s what I said “instead of *tweeting* we say rubbing one out”

Okay well then just a rub “a tweet” “a rub” birds tweet. Butterflies rub. So “he keeps rubbing about me” or “I just rubbed about that yesterday”

Guys…. Posts can’t be any more than 60 seconds long on here. And if you pick one that’s too long it doesn’t even let you edit it down you have to go into your camera roll and actually trim it

Saw magdalena bay tonight wbk

So now I have to censor myself omg you’re not making the switch compelling

Instead of “tweeting” we say “rubbing one out”

How are the bluesky fags doing

Cause the discover page is just like, extremely random shit

A quick tip is if you use the for you page on Twitter and don’t want to just use the following page on here, tap the # at the top right of the screen and add “popular with friends” tab. It’s basically like the fyp where it shows you a mix of your following and other related things

I’ve never had pho….

Right but like my thing is. Why did Mike agree to this like lowkey deserved why are you fighting this man in the first place like

HEYYYYYYY

Okay apparently it’s cause they shows mikes butt

I may have a bowl of cereal