Occam’s Razor Burn @moshirty

My understanding is that it *is* in the CR that was passed, they’re now talking about a separate bill to undo that provision

15.11.2025 17:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me to doctor: can I just have the coma back k thanks

15.11.2025 15:01 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The tiny off-center soul patch 😂

15.11.2025 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“If a year was just 4 days shorter she would have been 18!”

15.11.2025 05:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man and a woman are sitting next to each other and the woman says " it is not funny but i get it " Alt: Deep Space 9 scene. Warf is sitting next to Jadzia Dax. Warf says: “That is a joke! I get it! I t is not funny, but I get it!”

15.11.2025 05:35 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rent-free!

15.11.2025 03:12 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The older he gets, the more he comes to resemble John Goodman

15.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brb, gotta go pull my money out of the Soros Antifa Credit Union real quick

15.11.2025 00:04 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope the logo for your LLC is a drawing of a bare foot

14.11.2025 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Got it in 3, but GIZMO the other day nearly took me out

14.11.2025 18:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh but it’s the good kind of murder — you know, state-sanctioned

14.11.2025 17:36 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I long ago learned that “a pint’s a pound the world around“. Wow, 10x inflation! 😅

14.11.2025 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well they did pull off your mask

14.11.2025 05:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

More likely a German word — they seemingly have a word for everything, or can build you a new one from scratch

14.11.2025 03:09 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Insane in the memebrane

13.11.2025 15:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fair

13.11.2025 15:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A ‘memebrane’ even

13.11.2025 15:00 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I dunno, what poor soul is gonna be tasked with cleaning up the shit?

13.11.2025 11:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a baby wearing boxing gloves with the words oh we finna tusle on the bottom ALT: a baby wearing boxing gloves with the words oh we finna tusle on the bottom

In a couple more years:

13.11.2025 05:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seems like a little too much context about the Borg 🧐

13.11.2025 05:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well he’s certainly demonstrated that it’s not governing

12.11.2025 02:07 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The real magic is in how she holds the can perfectly oriented so the Coke logo is visible when she turns in profile to take a sip. Just before she lifts it, you can see the opening is turned a bit clockwise from where it needs to be for taking a drink without spilling the contents down your front 😂

11.11.2025 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This skeet immediately followed yours in my timeline 🧐 bsky.app/profile/thwp...

11.11.2025 16:21 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They don’t want to govern, they want to get in the way of governing.

09.11.2025 18:39 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Curious whether you think the merger with Chicago Public Media has played a role in that?

09.11.2025 03:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Classic “the student surpasses the master”!

08.11.2025 17:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An entry mat that has been scratched up by a dog in an manner that faintly resembles the diagram shown in the original post

Our dog is attempting to reproduce this diagram in the medium of our entry mat

07.11.2025 04:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like did the social media intern forget to add a link to the full statement?

06.11.2025 06:10 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This reads like it’s a pull quote from a longer statement, but it’s actually…the entire statement?

06.11.2025 06:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YouTube video by Y Oslo Y Oslo - How to draw an orange, Mike Monteiro

It’s Sunday. You got an extra hour to fuck with. I got you: youtu.be/zH2dFXDMwe4

02.11.2025 18:07 — 👍 27 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 3

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