Elli Maven

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I like this picture of me giving Moomba her cuddle time.
Sorry I haven’t been posty. I have health problems 🤷‍♀️ it’s a full time job fighting them.

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And on the fourth day, Jesus brought me fried rice.
I gave extra tip 😂

And the power on my block is out and I’m having a whole stack of emergencies all at once. It’s continuing to rain flaming shitballs over here
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I love it when you think you screwed up what you were cooking and you manage to not only salvage it but it turns out amazingly delicious.

Same 🤗✨

Hope you keep feeling better ❤️‍🩹✨🤗

Twenty Lessons, read by John Lithgow Key selections from On Tyranny, for viewing and sharing

Thank you Mr. Lithgow

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Edge of my neighborhood. I thought better of my errands and went home and called the dealership where I am after a dramatic morning sitting safely 👍

Thanks to the tire eating streets of Atlanta. This was a combination metal plate and evil pothole. Couldn’t see it until we were on top of it. Took 2 weeks to deflate on me.

I already had the service appointment but I live in Smableton and the dealership is on Buford. Looks like I will be getting towed Monday 🤷‍♀️

Fucking yay 😒

YouTube video by enc0m511 Angelo Badalamenti - Moving Through Time

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And I even got to finish it up with the magic of Angelo Badalamenti 💕✨and the ethereal Julee Cruise taking us once more into the night on my never played before special editions.

I think it’s done. The Ascension of David Lynch. Oil on canvas. By me. Now to get some help framing. For the matte I have blue velvet 🤗✨ I am really happy with this one

Ya know I am usually pretty decent with gear and tech but this time I was just a complete idiot 😂 Only took me 2 years to make the damn thing work. Thanks, instruction manual. I’m a fuckin savant without a village.

Been trying to get this shit done for a goddamn month

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Like if I needed a new roof that would be a job for the reputable roofing company that repaired it last year, not some rando interrupting my lunch.

Okay fine I am making my curry. I have been mixing these spices for over 30 years 🤗 yum

Oh man did you ever have a day where you’re feeling stupid? That’s me today. Derp derp. 😂🤷‍♀️

I didn’t go thrifting today but I want to soon and find some frames

My fresh art supplies arrived 👍 I look forward to having the energy to use them

This week kicked my butt, it was nice visiting friends though 🤗 and luckily my next appointment is Tuesday so I’m going to get more sleep until then

These d2d mofos are all scammers

I’m like “can you read?” While pointing at the No Soliciting sign

Anyone ignoring the No Soliciting sign who isn’t delivering something we ordered is fair game

Every so often I have a white male on my doorstep thinking he can neg me ha ha ha you just rang the wrong doorbell asshole go on now get the fuck off my lawn trumpy boy 😂

Not sketchy scammy randos ringing my doorbell trying to neg my knowledge of my own house these assholes wouldn’t pull this shit if I had a dick. Maybe I should go back to wearing my wedding ring just to fend off this bullshit in public and I don’t usually answer unexpected people at the door but