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By Israeli civilians over the Green Line, he means invaders, right?

Magua, a Mohawk Indian from Last of the Mohicans

Magua had a legitimate gripe and blamed the person responsible.

As villains go, he didn't do much villany. Scared Picard a few times and annoyed the piss out of the crew, but saved them multiple times, even sacrificing his own life when he was made mortal by the Continuum.

After their resounding victory in Tuesday’s elections, the Democrats had no choice but to surrender.

But it's super duper illegal this time!

It would be rude to make him guess where the sun doesn't shine.

He "doesn't have to put up with this in [his] mentions."

Blocking for questioning the integrity of Republicans is a hilarious self own.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Ya and who is going to stop them when they don't keep their word? The people who caved for nothing? The people who couldn't stop their rescission votes when Schumer crossed party lines to vote for their budget? They know there is no opposition party.

Our offer is you don't give us our one singular demand we've insisted on this whole time, and also we'll make it easier for your most vulnerable members to say they voted for it anyway, so they can say that when we try to attack them over it. Brilliant strategy, guys.

You know, the voters were willing to overlook that they already stripped them out and have voted a dozen times against restoring them, but this next vote is what really counts.

It's always a commanding majority until there's a rumor that the leader could lose his position. Then it's a collapse.

I don't care that you aren't up for reelection until 2030. We won't let anyone forget that you're a worthless Quisling who sold out the country to make sure your vacation plans weren't disrupted.

Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.

That's ridiculous. I want my toddler to wake up from a nap.

Isn't that a Republican county leader?

Beaten egg and Parmesan also go really well with ramen. Mix in the spice packet, temper with a little water, and then toss with the noodles like an unholy carbonara.

Naked noodles with sauce ladled over the top is a mortal sin.

Sugar to mellow out the bitter flavors is fine. Anise + cinnamon is a cinnamon challenge I won't be trying.

One of the members of gold squadron saying they came from behind

I wouldn't check the floor board

A solid 4 days of driving unless they are driving as a team.

That'll do, Hoo

Confidently pretending like you meant to do that.

Another no doubter win for Wake. Yep, no doubt at all.

I think they just sprout out of shitposts. Like miasma theory.

0. Took me a minute to think of a time I didn't get at least a little lost with a map.

I thought the CD version was the Discman

You're supposed to rewrite the incoherent drivel the president tweets into something that almost sounds coherent and then defend the wisdom and political savvy of what you pretended Trump said.