RI Smith

They are soaking in their dorms

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

You should have filed your lost bag claim when you checked your luggage. We can't do anything after that.

Student media rules. They are lapping a lot of the spineless media orgs this year and showing how solidarity is the way.

Updating the chuds block list tonight

And the State Department trolling that it is looking for people to deport is a great start for that welcome.

In your first (and only) response to my communications, you referred to “DEI” programs as “ideological boondoggles” and you have made numerous statements about the importance of making decisions based on merit. Next time you feel inclined to make such statements, I would ask you to remind yourself that you got your position based almost entirely on political considerations and you have now implemented hiring practices that are clearly not merit-based. So, just keep your mouth closed and don’t use terms that you don’t seem to understand or genuinely care about. With great sadness for the NIH, Jeremy M. Berg Director, NIGMS 2003-2011

5/5

They also don't process the same way neurons do.

Killed it on stage

Mario Cristobal school of last minute blowing it

Another pun, Tim? I need a drink.

"We regret to inform the court that they were deported to a secure facility in a country we are unable to disclose."

This glock has been locked for repeated threats and harassment. Get gud, scrub.

"Hey Nicky, what's with the guys holdin' the burlap sack?"

Luckily the exam only covered foundation and relevance.

By convincing people judges strictly enforce the need for a warrant and its scope?

They're usually either bone dry and everything is blazingly obvious or they're so complex that you're sitting there wondering how anyone could possibly enjoy this as a hobby, let alone a job.

A dog sock puppet for Pets.com

This sheister got Jeff Bezos to invest $50 million when that was a lot of money to him.

They'd need a subpoena to get a subpoena

God damn it, too slow again

I'll get the notes from someone else

The Parade of Exonerated* Politicians

If they want the Supreme Court to save their asses again, they might want to preserve the issue by raising and arguing it.

a young boy wearing a baseball cap and a blue shirt is waving his hand in the air . Alt: Main character from the Sandlot wearing his fishing hat and sporting a shiner waving from left field

I've got a ball!

Andre the Giant holding a beer that looks tiny in his giant hands

This puny thing? Doesn't even fill my hand!

Updating the chuds block list tonight

The one time I'm thankful for aggressive towing

The original how-solve-it

Someone looking to bribe Stephen Miller for his influence over Trump

I also thought about doing the more historical thing of having the Djinn not really have
magical powers and instead is just very efficient, but that wouldn't fit in one post.