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Stephie Haynes

@crooklyn.bsky.social

Haterous. Work: https://heynottheface.substack.com | https://levelchangepodcast.substack.com | I got a gold nameplate that says "I wish you would" #LewisHamilton #F1🏎 Follow https://bsky.app/profile/ninjaneer.bsky.social

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Our male does that too. Like doesn't even wait for you to step away. He's ready to shit immediately lol

22.02.2026 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@ninjaneer.bsky.social

22.02.2026 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

True story: went to sleep about 1 minute after I dropped the episode, immediately thought, "Baby Punch is gonna have a good day" then drifted off to sleep. Peaceful 4 hours it was.

21.02.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ronda's More Fun Than You, Sean (UFC Fight Night Preview) | Ep. 394 Stop running your mouth, the well is dry.

Today, @crooklyn.bsky.social taught me about Punch, the monkey taking the Internet by storm.

That was more fun than watching Strickland fight.

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21.02.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scientists Discover How To β€œSwitch Off” Cancer Genes for Good A new study shows that targeting key epigenetic proteins may permanently switch off cancer genes. Scientists at Monash University, working with Harvard University, report they have found a way to perm...

Oh, my goodness, this is a huge breakthrough in cancer research. This is another example of why it is crucially important to fund basic scientific research.
Scientists Discover How To β€œSwitch Off” Cancer Genes for Good share.google/WFhMJP5m3AK4...

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Will Rousey vs. Carano be the highest paid MMA fight of all time? | Ep. 228 Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano took the sports world by storm with the announcement of their fight, but could it end up being the biggest fight in MMA history?

On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I discuss Rousey vs Carano announced Netflix fight, Vergil Ortiiz & Golden Boys court battles, give an update on the UFC antitrust case & more. heynottheface.substack.com/p/will-rouse...

18.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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How fast can Zuffa Boxing reach a $20B valuation? | Ep. 226 Listen now | Mark Shapiro says TKO is looking at Zuffa Boxing to become the third arm of their empire, but how fast can they achieve their goal?

We give you another long show that also includes commentary of WBC's latest blunder and how Mauricio Sulaiman is adding to the wreckage via social media. 2/2

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a man says " you talkin ' to me " while standing in a kitchen ALT: a man says " you talkin ' to me " while standing in a kitchen

TKO's Mark Shapiro & Ari Emanuel hope to make Zuffa Boxing the 3rd arm of their power triumvirate but how long will it take to get to $20B? @heynottheface.bsky.social & I discuss this and Floyd Mayweather's legal complaint in today's episode. We also talk Taxi Driver's 50th anniversary. 1/2

10.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol

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"I don't believe that." - Stephanie.

I don't either. Not one bit.

10.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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How fast can Zuffa Boxing reach a $20B valuation? | Ep. 226 Listen now | Mark Shapiro says TKO is looking at Zuffa Boxing to become the third arm of their empire, but how fast can they achieve their goal?

On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I discuss Floyd Mayweather’s complaint against Showtime & Stephen Espinoza, TKO’s plans to turn Zuffa Boxing into a $20B entity & the 50th anniversary of Taxi Driver! heynottheface.substack.com/p/how-fast-c...

10.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ehh screw it, read it right now.
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08.02.2026 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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It's a Vegas Miracle... Sort Of | Ep. 393 An honest-to-goodness Apex card? We'll take it

Get some!

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07.02.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Summary of UFC Antitrust Spoilation Hearing | Ep. 225 This is our comprehensive summary of both days of the UFC antitrust spoilation hearing.

We look at testimony from Dana White, Tracy Long, Hunter Campbell, Eric Yee and Elliott Howard and weigh in on believability, and also discuss Judge Boulware's active role in the hearing. We also analyze possible sanctions & what's next. 2/2

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07.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Hey yo! @heynottheface.bsky.social & I just did a comprehensive review of the 2-day UFC antitrust spoilation hearing so we decided to drop it immediately. Fresh off the recorder to your ears AND we have a PDF chart exhibit of missing/data devices for your perusal. 1/2

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Recap on Dana White’s Court Hearing A recording from John S. Nash's live video

Check out @heynottheface.bsky.social's court room coverage of Dana White and Tracy Long's spoilation testimony from yesterday and share it around.

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05.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in a boxing ring holding money ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a boxing ring holding money

We also discuss Floyd Mayweather's lawsuit against Showtime and Espinoza, how Zuffa Boxing will get around co-promotion with Ring for title unifications and more. Check it out. 2/2

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Boxing's sanctioning organizations are under fire and rightfully so, but are they worth saving or should they be scrapped entirely? @heynottheface.bsky.social & I look at this from all angles in today's episode. 1/2

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In a world of absolutely shitty and disgusting famous people, it's pretty great that Dave Bautista and Jason Momoa are just out here, guys being dudes, loving their dogs and making fun movies and TV, and not being shitty and disgusting

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Y'all, these are outstanding. Costco. $8.79 for a bag of 18

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I've never seen this. Now I feel like I need to

02.02.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Martian for me

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hahahahaha

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My loaded tea: 12-14oz black or green tea (or combo of both), Bare Bones Passion Fruit Elevated Mix packet + Zapz packet. It's like rocket fuel w/ protein, prebiotics & caffeine. Sometimes I sub a Yerba Mate fruit tea packet for the Zapz for a lighter energy boost.

01.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love them!

01.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Added 3 extra slices of ham for 37.5 cal + 6.75g protein, a side of Wilde Buffalo chips for 10g protein + 170 cal, & a loaded tea (will make a separate post on this) for 5g protein + 50 cal.

Total protein for the meal: 46.75g
Total calories: 467.5
Total carbs: 22g
Total fiber: 38g

01.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Somebody said this is Jarrell Miller

01.02.2026 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Jarrell Miller getting his fucking toupee punched off is boxing legacy holy fuck lmao

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