Our male does that too. Like doesn't even wait for you to step away. He's ready to shit immediately lol
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Our male does that too. Like doesn't even wait for you to step away. He's ready to shit immediately lol
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22.02.2026 08:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0True story: went to sleep about 1 minute after I dropped the episode, immediately thought, "Baby Punch is gonna have a good day" then drifted off to sleep. Peaceful 4 hours it was.
21.02.2026 04:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today, @crooklyn.bsky.social taught me about Punch, the monkey taking the Internet by storm.
That was more fun than watching Strickland fight.
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Oh, my goodness, this is a huge breakthrough in cancer research. This is another example of why it is crucially important to fund basic scientific research.
Scientists Discover How To βSwitch Offβ Cancer Genes for Good share.google/WFhMJP5m3AK4...
On todayβs episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I discuss Rousey vs Carano announced Netflix fight, Vergil Ortiiz & Golden Boys court battles, give an update on the UFC antitrust case & more. heynottheface.substack.com/p/will-rouse...
18.02.2026 15:18 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0We give you another long show that also includes commentary of WBC's latest blunder and how Mauricio Sulaiman is adding to the wreckage via social media. 2/2
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TKO's Mark Shapiro & Ari Emanuel hope to make Zuffa Boxing the 3rd arm of their power triumvirate but how long will it take to get to $20B? @heynottheface.bsky.social & I discuss this and Floyd Mayweather's legal complaint in today's episode. We also talk Taxi Driver's 50th anniversary. 1/2
10.02.2026 22:25 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0lol
10.02.2026 22:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"I don't believe that." - Stephanie.
I don't either. Not one bit.
On todayβs episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I discuss Floyd Mayweatherβs complaint against Showtime & Stephen Espinoza, TKOβs plans to turn Zuffa Boxing into a $20B entity & the 50th anniversary of Taxi Driver! heynottheface.substack.com/p/how-fast-c...
10.02.2026 16:35 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Ehh screw it, read it right now.
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We look at testimony from Dana White, Tracy Long, Hunter Campbell, Eric Yee and Elliott Howard and weigh in on believability, and also discuss Judge Boulware's active role in the hearing. We also analyze possible sanctions & what's next. 2/2
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Hey yo! @heynottheface.bsky.social & I just did a comprehensive review of the 2-day UFC antitrust spoilation hearing so we decided to drop it immediately. Fresh off the recorder to your ears AND we have a PDF chart exhibit of missing/data devices for your perusal. 1/2
07.02.2026 02:30 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Check out @heynottheface.bsky.social's court room coverage of Dana White and Tracy Long's spoilation testimony from yesterday and share it around.
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We also discuss Floyd Mayweather's lawsuit against Showtime and Espinoza, how Zuffa Boxing will get around co-promotion with Ring for title unifications and more. Check it out. 2/2
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Boxing's sanctioning organizations are under fire and rightfully so, but are they worth saving or should they be scrapped entirely? @heynottheface.bsky.social & I look at this from all angles in today's episode. 1/2
04.02.2026 22:23 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0In a world of absolutely shitty and disgusting famous people, it's pretty great that Dave Bautista and Jason Momoa are just out here, guys being dudes, loving their dogs and making fun movies and TV, and not being shitty and disgusting
02.02.2026 01:24 β π 682 π 37 π¬ 9 π 1Y'all, these are outstanding. Costco. $8.79 for a bag of 18
02.02.2026 01:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've never seen this. Now I feel like I need to
02.02.2026 01:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Martian for me
01.02.2026 20:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0hahahahaha
01.02.2026 17:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My loaded tea: 12-14oz black or green tea (or combo of both), Bare Bones Passion Fruit Elevated Mix packet + Zapz packet. It's like rocket fuel w/ protein, prebiotics & caffeine. Sometimes I sub a Yerba Mate fruit tea packet for the Zapz for a lighter energy boost.
01.02.2026 17:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love them!
01.02.2026 17:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Added 3 extra slices of ham for 37.5 cal + 6.75g protein, a side of Wilde Buffalo chips for 10g protein + 170 cal, & a loaded tea (will make a separate post on this) for 5g protein + 50 cal.
Total protein for the meal: 46.75g
Total calories: 467.5
Total carbs: 22g
Total fiber: 38g
Somebody said this is Jarrell Miller
01.02.2026 07:24 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Jarrell Miller getting his fucking toupee punched off is boxing legacy holy fuck lmao
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