Abner, a white dog is sitting on the couch wearing a witch's costume. He's wearing a black witch hat with a moon and stars on it, and an orange band. He's wearing a black and orange dress of the same material with orange tulle at the bottom. He's making a face as if he knows he's in a dress and I just took his picture.
Abner, a white dog is laying in his bed with a Coke label wrapped around his head and his tongue sticking out while looking at the camera
Abner, a white dog, is wearing a Halloween t-shirt. He is laying where all you can see is his back. The T-shirt is black, it has blue and red stars on it, two pumpkin stacked up on top of each other, and two ghosts on coming out of the sides of the pumpkins
Abner, a white dog, is sitting on a bed wearing a skeleton bat costume. It has a hoodie with little ears, and wings that stick out to the sides that you can see the bones of the wings. The part that covers his body you can see the spine and the ribs with the heart
I cannot convey the depths of my sadness to discover that #Howl-A-Ween wasn't about dogs.
So I'm hijacking the hashtag. Here's my Abner in various costumes.
Share yours here!!
06.10.2025 22:20 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1
Not mentioned at all in todayโs meeting.
#antifa
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Greta Thunberg annoys the right because she's a reminder that it's possible to stay true to your moral principles even when it's inconvenient, and they fucking hate that
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If you're Army and know anything about the plans to deploy the 82nd airborne to Portland, text me securely via Signal at 202-510-1268
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Remember when Trump was all excited about going to fort knox? He talked about it for days leading up to his visitโฆ.and then oddly enough he never mentioned it again ๐ค
03.10.2025 00:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Devlyn's plan for the political future of this country:
You want to run for Congress or President? New requirements!
Pass a test about the Constitution & how the government works. Pass a criminal background check.
Live for 1 year in an apt while working at Walmart. You may only live on your wages & whatever govt benefit you're eligible for. You will simulate having 2 children living with you, so you must figure out transportation, child care & food, all while renting a place big enough for all of you.
You can only buy a car if you save the money from working. If you can't afford a car, you better hope there's public transportation or you'll be walking. You must pay all the fees, gas, insurance & maintenance.
During this year, you will simulate several scenarios. First, you will be sick with pneumonia & out of work for 2 weeks. Maybe you'll lose your job because you're sick. You probably can't afford insurance, so you'll put off going to the doctor until you're really sick. Your medications will be too expensive, so you'll have to get creative & still feed your children.
Next, your children will get sick 2-3 times each, at different times, & require medical care & you'll need to figure out who's going to take care of them because you'll get fired if you miss anymore work.
Then, if you have managed to get a car, it will have a major mechanical issue. You'll need to figure out how to get it fixed, but until you can, you're without a car.
Then your mom gets sick & can't live alone anymore. Now you'll need to figure out where she'll go. With you? A home? You're barely surviving as it is. Good luck with that.
If you survive a year without killing your kids, or Mom, or going to jail for being homeless because you lost everything due to the high costs of living and low tolerance for missed days of work regardless of the reasons, then you have a good idea of what regular American deal with every single day, and you *might* be ready to represent them in Congress.
If you can't make it year, welcome to reality! You better start protesting & advocating for change in the system so that you can pass the bare minimum to represent the rest of us that are struggling in ways that never occurred to you before you lived in our world.
I have a plan for the future, should we get the chance, that will guarantee that Congress will represent us and understand exactly what it's like to live as an average American in this country.
02.10.2025 17:19 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1
I always knew the second civil war was going to start because of white men small dick energy. Iโm talking to you Stephen Miller u walking knobstain
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Journalism is not a crime, but the way MSM is covering the downfall of the USA is.
They were quick to tear Biden down for a stutter, but say nothing about an unhinged rapist felon declaring war on US citizens.
01.10.2025 20:04 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
They have the power to stop it all
30.09.2025 20:15 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
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"Go fuck yourself" - the actual White House response to Democrats fighting to lower your health care costs. Just wow.
politico.com/news/2025/09/2...
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Democrats are demanding Republicans negotiate a bipartisan stopgap spending measure. Among their asks is for the GOP to extend certain Affordable Care Act subsidies, which were expanded by Congress in 2021 and are due to sunset at the end of the year.
President Donald Trump on Thursday blamed Democrats for making "unserious and ridiculous" demands, foreshadowing what is likely to be the go-to talking point should neither side blink ahead of the Tuesday night deadline.
"He read all the shit they're asking for, and he said, 'on second thought, go fuck yourself," the White House official said.
We're at the "the official White House Statement is go fuck yourselves" part of fascism.
Hey maga fucktwats, is this making America great?
You're going to lose your healthcare. Farmers are losing their farms. Jobs are disappearing. Can you still afford food? Not for much longer!
Fuck you maga!
28.09.2025 16:54 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I think we all knowโฆ.
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Dude... You are so missed...๐
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PETER THIEL IS THE ENEMY.
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Bluesky
Actually someone sent it to me, but I am extremely touched that you noticed ๐
26.09.2025 04:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I heard someone died on the toilet there once!
25.09.2025 21:28 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Why is this so accurate ๐คฃ
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Bless the Rebellion!
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Poor little guy. He didnโt ask for this
22.09.2025 23:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Man. Woman. Tylenol. Autism. Epstein.
22.09.2025 00:50 โ ๐ 92 ๐ 21 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
What I'm seeing from the PedoNaziRepublicans is typical abusive behavior: blame the people pointing out the problems rather than taking responsibility for causing the problems.
11.09.2025 05:01 โ ๐ 27 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 3
When a maga asks why you donโt have have empathy for Charlie Kirkโฆsend them this:
10.09.2025 20:45 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
From the workers, apparently๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
26.08.2025 06:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Dear Greg Abbott:
No matter how much ass-kissing & boot-licking you do, no matter how much you cheat for him, the orange rapist felon will never accept you because you're disabled.
You can pretend you're one of them, but you're a useful tool, soon to be discarded like the trash you are.
~America
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Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome.
Love, Allison
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He mentioned the only one that mattered to him
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