@pleming.bsky.social
Crap photoshopper... Frequent Giffer... Over-user of ellipses... General mood: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... he/him...
Does his accountability partner's phone buzz when he sees the truths cucking him and cums?
04.11.2025 20:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sing song, sing song.
04.11.2025 13:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's not even the flight for me. It's the side trip w the girlfriend.
03.11.2025 11:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We can call it... "The Johnson Doctrine". That should go over well.
03.11.2025 11:08 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of the biggest issues in this country right now is people watch Peacemaker and The Boys and walk away not getting the joke that everyone involved is making.
Even when a show like the Boys is like, crazy not subtle about it.
Then I'll give you 75 Loonies.
02.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How much does a visit to the ER for a broken orbital socket cost?
02.11.2025 04:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Sweeps week is gonna be a battle between Nancy Mace and this loony toon.
31.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry- fake marble and fake gold. I just zoomed in on the toilet, as well... Holy cow.
31.10.2025 19:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I think of Lincoln, I think Marble and Gold.
31.10.2025 19:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm open to this tinfoil.
31.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You'd have to bet $400 to win $100 on these two getting married.
31.10.2025 19:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bro just took credit for a Nobel someone he's never met won, but the governments he controls from top to bottom being shut down is someone else's fault.
He's just the real life version of Veruca Salt.
To be fair, he leaves these press conference and goes directly back to being encased in carbonite for the rest of the day, until they thaw him out for a presser.
29.10.2025 15:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looked like he had a USPS shirt modified with some other stripes and shit to seem more official.
These dudes love a cosplay.
Or, these chuds just have random patches they bought at the store where they get their jeans and sneakers.
29.10.2025 14:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Guys, look what we made him do... This is our fault. We said No Kings, and he has literally no other option now than to become a King.
We screwed up, royally.
He's distracted, there's this grasshopper, cute little guy, top hat and everything, and they got to talking, and Mikey went on this journey, it was wild, whales and shit, and anyone... There's a chance he'll become a real boy soon, so he's been kinda, ya know, distracted.
29.10.2025 14:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Likely with names like... Bo French
28.10.2025 22:59 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0It will not be great. Every snap dollar creates more than 1.50 in economic activity.
28.10.2025 22:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0