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Crap photoshopper... Frequent Giffer... Over-user of ellipses... General mood: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... he/him...

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a man in a suit and tie says so do in front of an american flag ALT: a man in a suit and tie says so do in front of an american flag
05.11.2025 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does his accountability partner's phone buzz when he sees the truths cucking him and cums?

04.11.2025 20:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Eric the Viking: This is Not Happening
YouTube video by greenmanbucket Eric the Viking: This is Not Happening

Sing song, sing song.

04.11.2025 13:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is drinking from a cup and talking to another man . ALT: a man is drinking from a cup and talking to another man .
04.11.2025 11:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing glasses and a tuxedo is sitting in a crowd ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tuxedo is sitting in a crowd
04.11.2025 11:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's not even the flight for me. It's the side trip w the girlfriend.

03.11.2025 11:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We can call it... "The Johnson Doctrine". That should go over well.

03.11.2025 11:08 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon character from south park says " oh , i member " ALT: a cartoon character from south park says " oh , i member "
02.11.2025 21:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of the biggest issues in this country right now is people watch Peacemaker and The Boys and walk away not getting the joke that everyone involved is making.

Even when a show like the Boys is like, crazy not subtle about it.

02.11.2025 16:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Then I'll give you 75 Loonies.

02.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says you got me ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says you got me
02.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How much does a visit to the ER for a broken orbital socket cost?

02.11.2025 04:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Sweeps week is gonna be a battle between Nancy Mace and this loony toon.

31.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman with glasses is holding a microphone and says it 's crazy netflix ALT: a woman with glasses is holding a microphone and says it 's crazy netflix
31.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sorry- fake marble and fake gold. I just zoomed in on the toilet, as well... Holy cow.

31.10.2025 19:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When I think of Lincoln, I think Marble and Gold.

31.10.2025 19:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm open to this tinfoil.

31.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You'd have to bet $400 to win $100 on these two getting married.

31.10.2025 19:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a girl in a red sweater says " i want it now " ALT: a girl in a red sweater says " i want it now "

Bro just took credit for a Nobel someone he's never met won, but the governments he controls from top to bottom being shut down is someone else's fault.

He's just the real life version of Veruca Salt.

31.10.2025 19:13 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a white shirt with the words " it 's not my fault " on it ALT: a man in a white shirt with the words " it 's not my fault " on it
31.10.2025 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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To be fair, he leaves these press conference and goes directly back to being encased in carbonite for the rest of the day, until they thaw him out for a presser.

29.10.2025 15:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looked like he had a USPS shirt modified with some other stripes and shit to seem more official.

These dudes love a cosplay.

29.10.2025 14:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or, these chuds just have random patches they bought at the store where they get their jeans and sneakers.

29.10.2025 14:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Guys, look what we made him do... This is our fault. We said No Kings, and he has literally no other option now than to become a King.

We screwed up, royally.

29.10.2025 14:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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He's distracted, there's this grasshopper, cute little guy, top hat and everything, and they got to talking, and Mikey went on this journey, it was wild, whales and shit, and anyone... There's a chance he'll become a real boy soon, so he's been kinda, ya know, distracted.

29.10.2025 14:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Likely with names like... Bo French

28.10.2025 22:59 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

It will not be great. Every snap dollar creates more than 1.50 in economic activity.

28.10.2025 22:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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