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Crap photoshopper... Frequent Giffer... Over-user of ellipses... General mood: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... he/him...

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J.D. Vance ...

Jim Duggan Vance ???

Is that a thing?

13.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So what's the takeaway? It was better when teens were smoking snuggled skunk weed?

11.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Hyundai Santa Cruz fucks. Once they get a hybrid or electric, I'm getting one.

07.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just call him Mister Butterfingers.

07.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This works on a few levels.

- he has issues with lying
- you can see the strings
- he actually looks like a marionette doll w that rosy red cheek makeup
- he can only wish to be a real boy.

03.02.2026 17:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And doing worse stuff, doubling and tripling down on the evil, to keep them and their fellow scumbags in power, so they don't get held accountable.

Awesome, right???

03.02.2026 17:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not to mention tubby at the front left of the car has it tilted 45° like he's in a movie where he's gonna bend the bullets as he shoots em.

03.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"Why won't you damned libs find some common ground with us and negotiate?

I'm fairly open to the fence to the camp being black or silver. Why don't you make that call?"

03.02.2026 13:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Queue up the 1,845 versions of:

"What he meant was..."

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

02.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I was just trying to express this to a friends group chat, thankfully someone put it in words far more eloquently than I was about to do.

All I can see coming from the right is "fake news"...

31.01.2026 18:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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31.01.2026 18:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One of the stupidest 'types of guy' I run into on these webs, is the "erm, actually, Tom is working for the machine now" guy.

Its entirely irrational, but I want to press a button and not ever allow these dumb ass hats to ever listen to Rage again.

No Rage for you!!! Next!

31.01.2026 05:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Fuck all these full of shit ass hats. They can eat all the shit from here to hell.

31.01.2026 01:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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31.01.2026 00:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's very fast.

(That's it. That's the post).

30.01.2026 23:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Add it up, someone has a lot of money, over the last 10 years or so of them saying this.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

30.01.2026 22:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At this point anyone genuinely saying that anyone associated with this regime has "struck a new tone" is, sorry, a fucking idiot and shouldn't be allowed to work the stove.

30.01.2026 15:44 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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30.01.2026 10:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I feel better about him stepping in already

29.01.2026 14:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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major "Bitty" vibes.

youtu.be/FmD2Y6WxpIw?...

29.01.2026 14:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New sources say ICU nurse once told his father he was an overbearing jerk. Also didn't praise his mother's meatloaf one Sunday night in 2005.

29.01.2026 14:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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28.01.2026 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OMG yes. Season 2 gets VERY relevant to well, today.

27.01.2026 23:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Slap in the face to everyone in MN who put these clowns in the ropes, and we're just gonna condede the round.

27.01.2026 13:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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27.01.2026 10:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Hedge Hog? Is that something???

27.01.2026 10:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like there needs to be an Arrested Development cut away to the narrator here.

26.01.2026 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He had one of the best rumps of all time... Looks like he still might :-)

26.01.2026 23:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@jowrotethis.bsky.social if the dunk and egg email address isn't related to Ser Arlans PROWESS... I'll be slightly disappointed :-)

26.01.2026 22:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I recently got this from my mom, who's on tiktok all day long.

"Where ru rn?

26.01.2026 16:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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