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Molten metal 

McDonald's making the filling for their apple pies in the '80s

Molten metal McDonald's making the filling for their apple pies in the '80s

I knew it!!!

04.12.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard it differently in high school...

It was the angle of the dangle x the torque of the pork Γ· by the inflection of the erection = the heat of the meat.

04.12.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They have put out some great songs. Definitely an act I would pay to see.

04.12.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Sun is fucking useless today.

Thanks for the light, asshole.

How about some heat?

04.12.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Four pictures of Trump sleeping 

END WOKENESS!

Four pictures of Trump sleeping END WOKENESS!

He's certainly doing that...

04.12.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Programming note:

This account is about to fully embrace its destiny as The Unredacted Bastard β€” same retired human, same politics, more coherent branding. New art and handle incoming.

There will still be tons of music, memes, and, of course, the occasional comment that makes you say, "WTF???"

04.12.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Morning CP

04.12.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Matchbox Twenty - 3AM (Official Video) [HD Remaster]
YouTube video by Matchbox Twenty Matchbox Twenty - 3AM (Official Video) [HD Remaster]

3AM - Matchbox Twenty
youtu.be/C-Naa1HXeDQ?...

04.12.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Not that son of a bitch, that's for sure!

04.12.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Morning, Bill

04.12.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
White House post of Trump giving a thumbs up in suit, red tie and Santa hat in front of the White House. 

Caption: Daddy's home

White House post of Trump giving a thumbs up in suit, red tie and Santa hat in front of the White House. Caption: Daddy's home

Trump in front of the White House sound asleep in the middle of a snowstorm up to his chest in snow and with snow covering his hat and shoulders. 

Caption: Daddy's Home

Trump in front of the White House sound asleep in the middle of a snowstorm up to his chest in snow and with snow covering his hat and shoulders. Caption: Daddy's Home

MAGA fantasy (White House post) vs reality. I had soooooooo much fun making the corrected version...

04.12.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump, Hegseth, Noem, Patel, and Bondi (from L to R) in the criminal court at The Hague

Trump, Hegseth, Noem, Patel, and Bondi (from L to R) in the criminal court at The Hague

Their days in the International War Crimes Court will soon come...

04.12.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Good morning, Johnny

04.12.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SIGNALGATE: PETE HEGSETH TURNED U.S. WAR PLANS INTO A GODDAMN GROUP CHAT GOSSIP DROP By The Unredacted Bastard β€” Retired. Reader-Funded. Relentless.

SIGNALGATE: PETE HEGSETH TURNED U.S. WAR PLANS INTO A GODDAMN GROUP CHAT GOSSIP DROP
By The Unredacted Bastard β€” Retired. Reader-Funded. Relentless.
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...

04.12.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🐾 Golden Parachutes for Bribe‑Takers? Trump’s Cuellar Pardon Is a Masterclass in Corruption Theater By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline

🐾 Golden Parachutes for Bribe‑Takers? Trump’s Cuellar Pardon Is a Masterclass in Corruption Theater
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...

04.12.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Morning, Jim
Icky, but funny as Hell. Almost shot tea out my nose.

04.12.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Morning, Zenalicious
Mine, too

04.12.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo, Chuck

04.12.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning my Jane June. You're absolutely right.

04.12.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not even a little bit surprised.

04.12.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth (Official Audio)
YouTube video by RHINO Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth (Official Audio)

For What It's Worth - Buffalo Springfield
youtu.be/80_39eAx3z8?...

04.12.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Roger McGuinn - "Ballad of Easy Rider"
YouTube video by whiteray1 Roger McGuinn - "Ballad of Easy Rider"

Ballad Of Easy Rider - Roger McGuinn
youtu.be/BWoMz6C7INQ?...

04.12.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dire Straits - Money For Nothing music video (Good quality, all countries)
YouTube video by mzq88 Dire Straits - Money For Nothing music video (Good quality, all countries)

Money For Nothing - Dire Straits
youtu.be/lAD6Obi7Cag?...

04.12.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TomPettyVEVO Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More (Official Music Video)

Don't Come Around Here No More - Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
youtu.be/h0JvF9vpqx8?...

04.12.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Shame (12" Disco Mix)
YouTube video by Evelyn "Champagne" King - Topic Shame (12" Disco Mix)

Happy Thursday! We've cleared the hump, so let's celebrate by using our best dance moves on this disco classic...
Shame - Evelyn 'Champagne' King
youtu.be/nTpNN0zTmTs?...

04.12.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I don't mind getting old, but the side effects suck.

04.12.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Trump, Musk, and Gates Face $310M Civil Firestorm in Alleged Epstein-Style Exploitation Case By The Unredacted Bastard β€” Receipts, Rage, Reality

BREAKING: Trump, Musk, and Gates Face $310M Civil Firestorm in Alleged Epstein-Style Exploitation Case
By The Unredacted Bastard β€” Receipts, Rage, Reality
open.substack.com/pub/theunred...

03.12.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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About The Bastard The human behind The Unredacted Bastard and Lotus Purrspective is a retired American who has spent more than fifty years writing, reporting, and watching power up close.

In case you were wondering who I am and how I'm qualified to be a pain in the ass...
theunredactedbastard.substack.com/p/about-the-...

03.12.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, too. It's a moral imperative!

03.12.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same church, different pews.

03.12.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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