Molten metal McDonald's making the filling for their apple pies in the '80s
I knew it!!!
04.12.2025 20:25 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@unredactedbastard.bsky.social
Writer|Truth & Humor|Cancer survivor|USAF vet|Lotus|Retired|Music https://open.substack.com/pub/theunredactedbastard?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1pcx31 https://open.substack.com/pub/lotuspurrspective?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1pcx31
Molten metal McDonald's making the filling for their apple pies in the '80s
I knew it!!!
04.12.2025 20:25 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I heard it differently in high school...
It was the angle of the dangle x the torque of the pork Γ· by the inflection of the erection = the heat of the meat.
They have put out some great songs. Definitely an act I would pay to see.
04.12.2025 19:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Sun is fucking useless today.
Thanks for the light, asshole.
How about some heat?
Four pictures of Trump sleeping END WOKENESS!
He's certainly doing that...
04.12.2025 17:57 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Programming note:
This account is about to fully embrace its destiny as The Unredacted Bastard β same retired human, same politics, more coherent branding. New art and handle incoming.
There will still be tons of music, memes, and, of course, the occasional comment that makes you say, "WTF???"
Morning CP
04.12.2025 14:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 03AM - Matchbox Twenty
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Not that son of a bitch, that's for sure!
04.12.2025 13:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Morning, Bill
04.12.2025 12:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0White House post of Trump giving a thumbs up in suit, red tie and Santa hat in front of the White House. Caption: Daddy's home
Trump in front of the White House sound asleep in the middle of a snowstorm up to his chest in snow and with snow covering his hat and shoulders. Caption: Daddy's Home
MAGA fantasy (White House post) vs reality. I had soooooooo much fun making the corrected version...
04.12.2025 12:55 β π 12 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Trump, Hegseth, Noem, Patel, and Bondi (from L to R) in the criminal court at The Hague
Their days in the International War Crimes Court will soon come...
04.12.2025 12:18 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1Good morning, Johnny
04.12.2025 12:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SIGNALGATE: PETE HEGSETH TURNED U.S. WAR PLANS INTO A GODDAMN GROUP CHAT GOSSIP DROP
By The Unredacted Bastard β Retired. Reader-Funded. Relentless.
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πΎ Golden Parachutes for BribeβTakers? Trumpβs Cuellar Pardon Is a Masterclass in Corruption Theater
By Lotus the Worldβs Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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Morning, Jim
Icky, but funny as Hell. Almost shot tea out my nose.
Morning, Zenalicious
Mine, too
Yo, Chuck
04.12.2025 11:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good morning my Jane June. You're absolutely right.
04.12.2025 11:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not even a little bit surprised.
04.12.2025 11:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0For What It's Worth - Buffalo Springfield
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Ballad Of Easy Rider - Roger McGuinn
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Money For Nothing - Dire Straits
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Don't Come Around Here No More - Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
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Happy Thursday! We've cleared the hump, so let's celebrate by using our best dance moves on this disco classic...
Shame - Evelyn 'Champagne' King
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I don't mind getting old, but the side effects suck.
04.12.2025 02:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0BREAKING: Trump, Musk, and Gates Face $310M Civil Firestorm in Alleged Epstein-Style Exploitation Case
By The Unredacted Bastard β Receipts, Rage, Reality
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In case you were wondering who I am and how I'm qualified to be a pain in the ass...
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Me, too. It's a moral imperative!
03.12.2025 19:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same church, different pews.
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