always a deodat, never a dent

Watching Cars for the first time. I was surprised to see their fleshy tongues. Are their insides meat?

in a just world, she would’ve paid as much for the fake as the real one would’ve cost her.

here’s another watson who’s actually worth talking about

the sooner you stop talking about bipartisan compromise with nazis, the better.

that signature dead smile of his certainly seems to support this notion

“the prop 50 world”

It's great if the well-meaning and good-hearted are inspired, but it's even better if the soulless and calculating are scared.

Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.

Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today

an alternative fact

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Spare a thought for centrist dem consultants this morning.

They just learned their ideal candidate for the Democratic 2028 presidential ticket has passed away.

love the invisible quotation marks at the end of this, lol

A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow. A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk. It crashes into a rental scooter. It backs up. It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles. The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again. A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

"learn to code."

i suspect the 42% hispanic/27% black/22% white population breakdown probably factored into their decision to leave humble, more than the LGBTQ agenda they hallucinated was being taught to their children by HISD.

hopes she wins both her court case and the congressional seat

probably what she was doing right before vance got tapped for VP

huh! i didn’t know that, but it makes sense. back when when my aunt used “van dyke” to describe my beard, it was indeed like that (i couldn’t grow a mustache that connected with the rest of my beard till i was in my early 30s)

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

my aunt calls the circle beard a “van dyke.” i have no idea why.

would you consider movies that glorify war to be right wing? (not sure i do, but trying to think of examples of culture/entertainment that seem right-ish that aren’t just jingoistic schlock)

i remember when tapper was a serious journalist writing for salon. i was happy that he became successful, but it seems he had to abandon journalism (and ethics) to do it

it also didn’t look 3D

i can’t say anything on facebook, because i’m keeping this a secret from my parents until i travel to see them for christmas, but as of this morning i’ve officially lost 100 lbs

the lies were obvious pretexts for war as rumsfeld, cheney, et al., were making them (“we know where [the WMDs] are. they’re in the area around tikrit and baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.”) they provided decent cover for dems to hide behind when things inevitably went south, tho.

i called all of my parents’ cousins aunt and uncle, because the people i called my cousins, their children, were all my age.

they all sound good

ah yes, the “unpopular” policy of medicare for all

it’s no wonder—that’s our mythology. our most popular and enduring revolution stories center around an individual (mocked by meme culture as “the one”) who, singlehandedly or with a small cadre of committed loyalists, smashes an unjust and unethical system and ushers in the great change.