Seraphim Epsilon [⬡-6362]

welcome to transgenderism! we have:

dehumanization fantasy (animal)
dehumanization fantasy (robot)
dehumanization fantasy (corpse)
dehumanization fantasy (divine psychosis)
dehumanization fantasy (womanhood)

For some reason I thought this was some midnight concoction but it's still hilarious

This started as a half assed joke at like 2am a week or so ago and actually became the single funniest bit I have ever been a part of

"Bibbity boppity boo what can Cane's make for you" Thank you drive thru lady for making my day even better

Sigma would definitely be the hardass judge with the weirdest most strict takes ever though. Like you'll have Delta and Alpha raving over a raspberry vinaigrette and Sigma will just pull a Gordon Ramsay and spit it out and drain her glass of water

The story follows Sartha, Leinth, Belle, and Sable as they compete head to head on Imperial Chopped while Handlers Alpha, Sigma, amd Delta preside as judges

Had everyone at the party sign the apron, was my 1 year hrt anniversary and its going to be a really cool thing to remember this day by.

New WARHOUND spinoff called GRILLHOUND

Mutts be damned, this Handler can grill.

As promised myself and @dykehound.bsky.social had a wonderful time grilling out. Nothing makes Sartha Thrace feel good the way grilling with Handler does

I was given one called Inexcusable Evil and it smells like leather steel gunpowder and blood it's honestly so amazing

This is actually what happens to a Hound's brain when accepting its treat.

So this actually just happened at Taco Bell @dykehound.bsky.social looked at the cashier when they gave me a medium cup and before I could say a word she goes "It was supposed to be a large"

@dykehound.bsky.social Some of the unspoken job perks of becoming a Handler include but are not limited to getting your Hound to give you the passenger princess treatment and then buy you Taco Bell before a Halloween party

Highschool variant of this was just braces no?

In the spirit of Spooky Season, the terrifying Black Marauder from Battletech lore~ Inspired by @pancreasnowork.bsky.social 's excellent video on the subject. #battletech #mechwarrior #halloweenart #eldritchmecha #digitalart

Also a pilot captured is hounded by way of "All I want for christmas". When they hear the "YOUUUUUU" they go off the leash.

Honestly, Handler might tried for war crimes for that.

A mechsploitation christmas special: Handler is feeling down and it's up to Her hounds to put Her into the holiday spirit. They decorate the kennels, and teach Her the true meaning of Christmas.

And then She lets the hangar crew beat the shit out of them.

I was gifted a new coat for the look from a very good friend of mine and I have to say it looks absolutely insane

Circular black-and-white badge featuring a joyful hand-drawn wolf pup leaping with its mouth open in mid-play. The text around the rim reads “take time to play as a critter.” The playful wolf, sketched in soft pencil lines, embodies innocence, embodiment, and lighthearted animal energy—encouraging the viewer to reconnect with their inner creature through rest, curiosity, and spontaneous movement. The design has a gentle, zine-like feel, blending whimsy with quiet affirmation.

Silly little Critter badge idea

It's so pretty out. Perfect weather for a walk, wouldn't you say?

if u dont like her at her girlfail u cant have her at her girlboss

Wolves: I AM NOT PUPPY DO NOT CALL THE NOBLE WALF PUPPY I AM THE WILD

Also wolves:

Flecktarn is peak also I LOVE YOUR EYELINER

if you think about it a baby carrier is just a less effective plate carrier

sometimes I say strange things

Jfc I need to clean my mirror 😭

Did I handle the look ok? (Still needs some fine tuning but all the main bits are finally here!!)

A poster showing a weeping skull wearing a red hat. The skeleton is holding a smartphone that is showing no comments, shares, or likes, as though no one is interacting with its posts. The text on the poster reads "This account does not feed trolls. Block and move on."

"i hope this site doesn't end up like the last one :("

Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART!

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