i left my garbage at the door to take out when i return, i swear to god if pacho goes into it im gonna have a tantrum

oh this clown has JOKES

what the fuck is up with this day? i feel like … you know that teenage girl who has a mental breakdown and losing it in the backseat of the car on tik tok? that is me that is what my life feels like rn lol it’s almost funny

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i swear every time i notice the “noovo moi” recipe editorial things on the metro televisions, i feel like a literal high schooler could have written them. it really reaffirms the notion that some people get paid to do nothing

i’m gonna make so much soup

guys i’m so excited for fall im so so so excited

it’s so hard to gage the perfect amount of ketchup for dipping

NOT MY BOSS CREEPING ON ME ON THE MOTION SENSOR CAMERA IN THE ALCOHOL CELLAR WHILE IM TRYING TO FIND BOURBON FOR MY DESSERT RECIPE AND ASKING ME THROUGH THE CAMERA WHAT IM DOING AND TELLING ME HES COMING LOL

ew leo. what a prick move. such a fake, saying one thing and doing another. with the climate agenda he claims to support, while he owns and uses a personal yacht. now, so-called peace ambassador buying stake in a luxury hotel in israel? really disgusted.

people are partying on saint catherine near mcgill v funny it’s like a unplanned block party there’s a whole gang in matching cars driving around blasting their stereos, there’s a dance party at the park and people freestyling to their music near the metro . it’s so amusing and kinda wholesome

An illustration of a young girl in silhouette with a ponytail, standing against a fiery orange and red background. Over her figure is a handwritten quote in white text that reads: “The wicked become even worse when they are tolerated.” – Tolstoy. The intense backdrop and the child's silhouette create a haunting, powerful visual emphasizing the quote's message about the dangers of complacency toward evil.

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my uber playing party 4 u <3 just for me :)

transcribe audio tool for voice message is the best invention . i don’t know how people made it before the internet and social technology… sometimes i think my soul is brand spanking new

i just saw an old man smoking a joint walking his dog in westmount and honestly good for him

ily!!! you’re so cute

Ducks eating watermelon: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

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There is still beauty in the world. (photographer unknown.)

good will defeat evil and i truly believe we will come to a conclusion to all this chaotically evil power tripping. karma works in marvelous ways. may we find peace soon

f*ck trump, netenyahu, khomeini, putin, every piece of sh*t leader who cares about power more than its own people. if you ever feel like you’re crap at your job or you’re feeling miserable, think of these sad excuses for people and you maintain more dignity than they do.

why are we as humans so stupid ? it’s literally smoggy as fuck so much that your lungs feel heavy when you leave the house and workplaces, schools, everything is just open. this should have been a citywide shutdown.

i may lapse and lose the drive and hope but at the end of the day i believe in slow, soft living, i believe in the small yet important things.

This is phenomenal.

Sea surface temperatures are >5C above average to the west of the UK and around Iceland. It's the strongest area of anomalous warmth on the planet at the moment.

It's the warmest in recorded history for northwest Europe.

just realizing the westmount stop signs are in english

so many tulips out this year :)

i hate this stupid capitalism bs why can’t i just be happy

also gives such a toronto vibe

why does griffintown have so many furniture / home decor stores

i really need a thunderstorm (real not metaphorical)