Ben Belcher

Must take your bin men hours to do their round if, rather than using the mechanical arm to tip the bin’s entire contents into the wagon in one go, they sort through the contents of each bin bag by hand.

You cheating, or not, won’t affect the divorce settlement. This has been the case since 1973.

May as well take the opportunity if you really think that’s her motivation. She could be shagging the local rugby team and it’d be the same end result financially for you.

Due to it’s alcohol content, a liberal squirt of aftershave or perfume will magically dissolve permanent marker from a whiteboard (or other surfaces), with the bonus of leaving you with a lovely smelling whiteboard.

There are definitely worse text messages to accidentally send to a work colleague!

Just wasted 2 mins of my life reading that article.

Due to it’s alcohol content, a few squirts of aftershave or perfume will clean this off in seconds.

That’s the dugout bar. It’s a hospitality area costing about £170 a match. The dress code still applies although it’s slightly more relaxed as I think that BHA shirts are permitted in this area.

Fairly sure this is correct. Consecutive 0-2 defeats against City and Leicester had us in bottom 3.

I know as much as you, mate, but my guess is that the ban is a result of the 3rd-last and 2nd-last bullets on his list of events.

So it does. In fact it specifically says stewards asked him to leave the hospitality area and he refused. I’m guessing this refusal to leave is why he’s been given the ban, rather than for not complying with the dress code in the first place.

Judging by the pic he’s taken with him directly adjacent to the media seats, his ticket was for the Tunnel Club. It’s the one where the bar has a one-way mirror into the tunnel and is probably the most exclusive (expensive) of the hospitality areas in the Amex.

What’s true is that the hospitality sections at the Amex have a strict dress code, and this includes no football shirts - even BHA ones.

Sounds like this dress code was ignored by Roger and enforced by the stewards.

I worked Saturdays at Tescos in the 90s and hardly anyone paid with cash back then! This moment of power must occur about once a shift.

I make it closer to 300m when you add the 20m+ compo for Potter and staff.

I applaud your high standards for comma use, but you’re going to have to brush up on your use of first-person subject and object pronouns.

This is understandable. I mean, imagine how embarrassing it’d be to admit to a new girlfriend that you’d - shock horror - just been on holiday 😬

It’s got electrolytes!

How can one person make better tea than another anyway? It’s just boiling water into a pot/cup containing tea bags. I hardly requires Gordon Ramsey.

I was mates in halls of residence with a guy called Simon. There was another guy we vaguely knew who would always enthusiastically (and sincerely) great him with ‘Alright, Steve!’ whenever he saw us.

No idea why. There were no takeaway orders involved.

Was it just me, or was the standard of marching shit? They looked about as cordinated as a massive stag do wandering off to the next pub.

Plymouth Argyle would be your closest club. It’s further south AND further west from Liverpool.

Convenience. You’d can cook a 6 egg white omelette or 120g of chicken for 30g of morning protein with low sat fat
level. Alternatively blend 30g of whey with skimmed milk.

They’d rather be going down waterslides in the middle-class enclave known as Center Parcs.

We’ve gone from discussion about illicit viewing of your dad’s porn stash to appreciation of ‘soft-eject action’. Marvellous.

Front loaders were marketed as superior, but the eject mechanism on a top loader always seemed wonderfully over-elaborate.

I’m imagining the multi-stage eject mechanism on an 80s top-loader video player.

Wouldn’t that make him 69? 🤭

You know that cakes are made with eggs, right?

Labour need to implement proportional representation to keep Farage out of power.