“Offer”, not “puffer”. Damn autocorrect!

10% bonus for essential workers who worked without pay during the shutdown, to be paid in December.

If the GOP does try to negotiate, our counter puffer should be : After Tuesday’s results, the price just went up: subsidies continue in full AND, all Federal workers get back pay AND all RIFs during the shutdown are rescinded AND

Murphy 2028

YouTube video by Electric Light Orchestra - Topic Evil Woman

For Nancy Pelosi, after Trump’s Oval Office comments on her retirement.

youtu.be/nxz1DuVaRr8?...

First thing to learn is knowing how to count to 218.

This is The Way

If he’s smart, he’ll contact it out to Pay-per-View

That’s why he’s starting new wars with Venezuela and Nigeria - so he can “solve” those wars and get the Nobel Peace Prize.

That’s the thing with gerrymanders. You dilute the vote in your safe seats in order to secure new seats. In a wave election, you could lose both.

Oh, the copium!

Pay per View?

Commonwealth of Virginia

The medics say I should survive, but I doubt that I’ll ever eat from a NYC hot dog stand again.

In constant faith,
Your Iceman

Dear Abigail,
The front has become more intense with the enemy now resorting to chemical warfare against our righteous cause. Today, my Kevlar vest was hit by a sandwich. Miraculously, I was spared injury by the protection of the vest. But, I was overwhelmed by the strong odor of onions & mustard

“Wake up and smell the onions and mustard!”

Wrong. He has one love - himself.

Surely, that will earn him the Nobel Peace Prize.

Under Bari Weiss, they need to rename the show “60 Lies per Minute”

Inconceivable!

"They were careless people,… they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

From The Great Gatsby (h/t Heather Cox Richardson)

The Nobel committee should immediately announce that any head of state initiating nuclear weapons tests will be permanently disqualified from consideration for the Peace Prize.

All it needs is a soundtrack, the Horst Wessell Leid

The Sergeant Schultz of House Speakers.

And for the DOJ’s lies and misrepresentations to the courts.

And that doesn’t even take into account that for every dollar spent on SNAP, between $1.54 and $1.80 of economic activity (ie, contribution to GDP) is created.

The guy who ran the retreat in the 70s

Personally, I’d go with a British barrister’s kit (black robe and powdered wig).