jill ✨

When natural selection clocking in…?

The exact reason I had so much anxiety telling my parents when I was pregnant LMAO 🫢

Raye, my gawd

I’m really trying not to get overwhelmed by all this shit happening within the last 8 days but god fucking damn………… this can’t be life.

I know everyone wants to push the “get a gun” on Black women and for the most part, I agree but we have to remember what world we live in and the courts are NOT on our side, i.e Marissa Alexander.

Having the knowledge of some type of self defense is *PARAMOUNT* as a fail safe.

Being an empath is so fucking exhaustinggggggggg

Couldn’t agree more and I’m a mother myself

Having kids

I haven’t been in this app in eons.. too much shit going on in the world and I feel like o can’t keep up

But, if it’s “fuck me” then fuck you & that’s the way I liiiiiiike iiiiiiit

I might be delusional but every time I’m about to get on the highway, I think I’m gon bypass traffic….………. & I’m always wrong 🙃😑

It could be Wednesday as early as 6am or 9pm, traffic will be had

The fact that I never thought I’d be on tiktok but am now invested & they about to take it away smh

TikTok is this generations Vine

Season 2 finale had a LUMP in my throat! 🥹

This fine specimen… red dress & fat ass

Him & them dangly ass earrings

I just cracked open a buzz ball that I’ve had in my fridge for over a month….. WHY do folks drink these?!

*opens another*

This just pissed me tf off lmaoooo

Jesus

“Removed by author” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Weirdo ass niggas smh

“I don’t think he’s going going to do what they say”…………… “we have to trust in our officials”…………….

Pissed that I ended up eating only broccoli for dinner bc I made the nastiest pasta 😖🥴

Granted, I have never made carbonara before & didn’t have guanciale so I subbed it for pancetta… idk if that changes much or if I just don’t like carbonara, but I’m severely disappointed lmao

Please don’t QT people you blocked. I’m nosy. 🥺

Should only be her for putting that pissy toilet paper in her coat pocket

At several points he even looks away… he is disgusted lmao

Muhfuckas so disrespectful these days smh

Why can I hear every syllable The Weeknd is singing in your bathroom on a Wednesday at 10:50 in the eveningggggggg 😖

But if I go up there to say something to her, it’s gon be a problem, LAWD

Ahhhhh, wouldn’t have guessed that
I was about 7 or 8 using floppies… such a nostalgic experience being in my parents basement… honestly can’t even remember why I was even using them at this point but pretty sure I was doing something I wasn’t supposed to be lmao

Ain’t no way you’re that much older than me to be doin allat on a floppy lmao but I do remember coming up on floppies right at the tail end of their lifespan

I’m 5 minutes into this new Jamie Foxx comedy special on Netflix & am already choked up!!

I never understood sommelier’s

How do you get fresh cut grass and garden hose out of a sniff & swish of wine…?

& how is that enticing me to drink it…? #QTNA

Pet peeve #fiftylem

I hate when someone says “WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT *insert some widely known/basic ass shit everygahdamnbody knows*”

Yes, everyone has heard that old ass song that makes a resurgence at the same time every year! 🙄