✨Kei$ha ✨

Wheels up! 🛫

“You deadass?” Will always gets a chuckle out of me. NY y’all ate with that one

Now how do I order one of these because you just combined two of my favorite desserts.

So many women should get divorced before they take no fault divorce away.

(My hot take)

I sincerely hope your December is gentle, kind, and allows you to close your year on an encouraged, satisfied note. Rooting for you this month.

I don’t even be on this app like that

Akademiks you sloppy cinnamon roll built bitch, you next!

Idk who needs to hear this but my beauty room have big studio lights that mimic daylight. Please stop subbing me.

That’s his damn bad, I wasn’t calling him Black. 6 is closer to a C, he lucky he wasn’t called “clack”

My baby’s sunflower bloomed while we were gone. He successfully bloomed his first plant. I was so worried it wouldn’t because he asked to plant this planet late in the summer. But he did it.

He the zesty Chris Brown lmao

the Chicago Bears are now 9-3 and remain in first place after defeating the defending super bowl champions. Thats the Chicago Bears, from Chicago.

That’s how I be. I just need her to do a full song and not just a verse lol

But it’s like that for the show girl

Tell them if they give you a hard time at work imma beat them up

I like games and I’m the funniest

I’m just a typical overstimulated millennial

People notice the moment I start pulling my energy back because it’s such a stark difference from how I show up. But if you’re not trying to lose my energy why the fuck aren’t you addressing the things I take issue with?

Raising kids is HARD he climbed the wall to save his baby.

Yaasssss 😍😍😍

I love this time of year because this the only time people collectively remember to be kind.

She smacked the shit outta him 😭

Lionesses are wildly protective of their babies.

She really said, “Now try that shit with me! Witcha bitch ass!”

I even got my friends from work asking me what he wants for his birthday lmao

Thanksgiving wasn’t even over before I started receiving texts about my son’s birthday in two weeks.

I always had my grandparents and great grandparents either in the same apt building or in the same neighborhood growing up

It’s so insane to me. Accounts of all sizes are getting all kinds of engagement. That jealousy shit is a nasty piece of work. It makes people so ugly.

My family is very communal. We all use to rent up the apartments in the same complex. My great grandparents never moved somewhere where one or two of their kids didn’t rent in the same building.