are you not infotained

100%, those things really mess up the aerial timing which means easily getting trapped in a corner by the big guy, which is how I died half the time

A few well timed thread storms also helped a lot dealing with those

Love to waste half my silk meter on a skill in the heat of battle because the analog stick was 1 degree out of range to throw a knife, while my non-combat lore item chills on a dedicated face button

The button mapping for tools and needolin should be swapped. Change my mind

yes my horse’s name is “grab an officer’s service weapon” and yes i do intend to enter him into the kentucky derby

Each phase increases the number it can have on the board and the number summon at once. As soon as it drops below the maximum, its next action becomes summoning replacements. Realizing I could just pound on it during the summon animation helped a lot, once I realized it was predictable

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

You must have got lucky with the RNG. The only thing that worked for me was whacking it at every single opportunity before it could get all 3 summons out. It really needs a cooldown between summons, there’s no reward for clearing them fast because it replaces them immediately

Finally got it. Idk if I’ve ever had to attempt a boss that many times in any game. Maybe Malenia in Elden Ring but that fight is actually fun

I think I’ve tried it more times than I had to fight the Radiance in HK at this point. What the fuck were they thinking

Decided to come back to this fight after doing literally everything else in Act 1 and it’s STILL kicking my ass

Semi truck branded as KMS Express

Hey my ride is here

Team Cherry: So we’ve got this field boss, Sister Splinter. Kinda looks and sounds like a wooden muppet. Not especially challenging. Any thoughts about a battle theme

Christopher Larkin: [donning black metal makeup with his string quartet] I have just the thing

Weathered paste up of a simplified American flag upside down with the word FUCK underneath partially scraped off

Yeah

People who aggressively dismissed broader economic and systemic concerns from the left and became morbidly obsessed with trans people and pronouns for years: Over the years the left has focused too much on their pronouns and not enough on the economy and our pressing systemic problems

The Silver Lake dunes are one of the most surreal landscapes in the Midwest. Impossible to capture the scale in photos

guy walking into ocean in a suit

"innernet"

Moby sold out ngl

Showing up to the protest like this from now on

If Hitchbot contained a tasty treat he’d have been dead long before Philadelphia

[ear pressed to the sidewalk, a rosary of rover wheels clattering on my neck] Coco. Early generation. [sniffs pavement] Chipotle bowl. Barbacoa and brown rice. Paid extra for guac [an excited murmur rises from the hunting party] we head it off at the crosswalk

You want to be quick about it. Cover the lidar and disable the speaker so it can’t call for help. Quick shock to fry the motherboard. Strip the electronics and servos before the burrito’s cooled off. Leave the plastic carapace in a recycling bin

Developing a culture of hunting and harvesting delivery robots off the street

Dwayne La Roche-Posay

Southport Jewel is cursed and evil

Same except it’s the group chat where all my friends and coworkers and siblings all conspired to have babies in the same 6 month span

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Somehow the uninterrupted march of Major League Baseball amidst all of this makes me feel even more insane than continuing to go to work

I wonder what the April 1861 equivalent of “Cubs are having a hell of a run tho” was