churl izumi

Person blasting Car Seat Headrest at Critical Mass last week and conventionally attractive twenty somethings blasting Mountain Goats at the lakefront today… we are one. We are your people

Balatro lets your brain feel like it's doing rocket science while ultimately being entirely mindless

New llinois congressional map for 2026

I love watching all the boats coming in and out of the harbor with the smug assurance that my life is less complicated and expensive than theirs

Personal hydrofoil guy is the nautical equivalent of slightly too fast e-scooter guy

We have to organize for these things. Need a multi day bike packing trip so bad

Polish sausage in front of lake and skyline

Tripling my life expectancy by eating a Polish for lunch two days in a row

okay so it's called a labubu, it's a stuffed toy creature that has become the topic of many arguments about consumerism and- *snaps my fingers* hey are you even listening to me

karl marx, tied to a chair: can you show me the short film of the young man doing a backflip at the doughnut shop again

Coming to TBS this fall: Clownhunters

Clown swing in Shannon IL

New biking destination just dropped @ericallixrogers.com @ready4preddy.bsky.social

Paul Bunyan sculpture at night in 2023 from behind

90% of the Paul Bunyan sculpture photos I’ve ever taken are cursed night shots

A double track road at dusk illuminated by headlights and motion blurred

Blurry distant photo of the sad Paul Bunyan sculpture at GSU looking like a cryptid

Desperate sprint through Governor’s State to catch the train last night had some real found horror vibes

The teens knew we were meddling with forces beyond our comprehension

Getting an autograph from your favorite basketball player after the game:

Street sign for mid court

Went to Mid Court and everyone knew you

Shout out to the CTA platform employee at Washington/Wabash who tipped me off to the best place to board with my bike while the platform was swamped with Lolla nasties

Love is love 💙

Do you think they’ve unconstitutionally searched each others bodies

Two CPD Cruisers parked on the Lakefront Trail facing the sunrise

Saw two cop cars on a date this morning

They specifically offer foam pours, I ordered it like this on purpose

Foam pour of beer. I ordered it like this on purpose

Getting some great head in Kankakee

Hiiiighway to the

Idk man

Hot Dog Zone Sign

Went here and everybody knew you

Kankakee county sign

Brother maybe it can

Will county sign

Brother it might

Marz made a beer that tastes like Malort (complimentary)

Marz Comiski Park beer

There’s a world of difference between an actual restoration like that, and a “restoration” that ai-upscales the whole thing to 120fps because big number better

I blame George Lucas for this. Airbrushing out stop motion puppets and costumes for whatever that decade’s flavor of special effects was. Insane way to think about any work, much less your own